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How much ass do you think Chandler Parsons gets?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rofflesaurus, May 22, 2013.

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  1. TheRealist137

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    doesn't count since harden has to pay for his ass
     
    #41 TheRealist137, May 23, 2013
  2. thegreekdbag

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    Everyone pays for ass in one way or another. Just the way the world works.
     
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  3. gnozahs

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    A **** load. I mean c'mon, there are always groupies and b****es that throw themselves at famous people. Hell, look at Royce White. Dude's not even stepping foot into a NBA game but still gets ass. Parsons is handsome as hell so just imagine how many more girls he can pull.
     
    #43 gnozahs, May 23, 2013
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  5. RV6

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    Not as much as Aaron Brooks ;)

    [​IMG]
     
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    awaiting Doc Rocket's cryptic insider post for the real scoop
     
    #46 DreamRoxCoogFan, May 23, 2013
  7. Shroopy2

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    Chandler's PER is steadily on the UPTICK trajectory


    (P***y Efficiency Raking)
     
    #47 Shroopy2, May 24, 2013
  8. Invisible Fan

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    I wonder if the Op is feeling the green eyed monster or the one eyed monster
     
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  9. Mr. Clutch

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    Lin could get more if he wanted to.

    It would be all Asian, but still.
     
    #49 Mr. Clutch, May 24, 2013
  10. Han Solo

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    so there really wouldn't be any ASS involved. Am i right???? flat front and backs! Right! You get it?
     
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    Really? Cuz the Facebooks have women of different persuasions as his fan
     
    #51 Invisible Fan, May 24, 2013
  12. Invisible Fan

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    Yeah whatever stuff you fap off to but can't touch furreels
     
    #52 Invisible Fan, May 24, 2013
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    More than any of us here.
     
    #53 rocketsjudoka, May 24, 2013
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    for lin's health, I hope uses protection.
     
    #54 conquistador#11, May 24, 2013
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    Young, NBA star, rich, not ugly, and he went to Harvard. If Jeremy Lin wanted to he could get ass of any ethnicity.

    This woman doesn't look Asian.
    [​IMG]
     
    #55 rocketsjudoka, May 24, 2013
  16. Invisible Fan

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    not ugly?

    They all look alike to me
     
    #56 Invisible Fan, May 24, 2013
  17. Han Solo

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    looks Indonesian
     
    #57 Han Solo, May 24, 2013
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    Yup you get the most bang with your buck with pimples' contract
     
    #58 kidcave9, May 24, 2013
  19. jae713

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    LMAO!! Repped
     
    #59 jae713, May 24, 2013
  20. kumakun

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    A few ASSists a night, but less than Lin and Harden and sometimes gives it and sometimes get it as well.
     
    #60 kumakun, Jul 16, 2013
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