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How much ass do you think Chandler Parsons gets?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rofflesaurus, May 22, 2013.

  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    The question is... how many of CFers would give up their asses to Parsons?

    He's so hot, that Chandler.
     
  2. Han Solo

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    i'd let him breed me
     
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    00rocketgirl
     
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    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?p=7923663

     
  5. TexasStake

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    am I gay if I am disgusted by that picture opposed to wanting to throw money at it? it's more like I'd rip my arm off to throw at her.
     
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  7. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Chandler gets however much bootie he wants, are you kidding? A young handsome millionaire (add up his contract) that's going to get paid big bucks soon enough, and he has that head of hair, tha b*stard (god, how I do miss my long mane of wavy brown hair, halfway down my back a long time ago). You can bet that he's bangin' arses left, right, and center. Hell, I would be, in his shoes. So while Mr. Parsons isn't Wilt the Stiff Stilt, he's got it goin'. Count on it.
     
  8. txppratt

    txppratt Contributing Member

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    this thread is weird.

    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/jcgay.jpg/'><img src='http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5016/jcgay.jpg' border='0'/></a>
     
    #28 txppratt, May 23, 2013
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  9. Kam

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    Loool.



    You guys reading this have no clue how insanely funny this is.
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    link.
     
  11. DreamShook

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    please give us the inside info, Kam.
     
  12. Jontro

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    I sort of have a clue, but I'm not sharing.
     
  13. KingStevo10

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    He's got a dime piece and then im sure some other pooty tang on the side.
     
  14. Kam

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    Not a link, it's more of an inside joke with some members.
     
  15. dachuda86

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    My whispers inform me it is a very high number
     
  16. BigBird

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    Can't say gator without saying gay

    Which chandler certainly isn't. While I question his college of choice I'd have to say 23 females a week
     
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    I'll throw an alleged in there
     
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  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Sam Cassell surely got insane amounts of poonanny just because he was an NBA player. So add handsome to the equation.

    So you have a guy who is confident, cocky and handsome due to the attention he gets. Something that would get him loads of arse even if he were a flat broke nobody.

    He has to beat them off with a stick. No chase. No challenge. An enviable yet boring position to be in as a young man in his prime.
     

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