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How Many Perfect Dumps Have You Had?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

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    I choose not to answer. :D
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    Well, depending on your religious persuasion, I guess you could say that's kind of what this thread is about...
     
  3. rockets-#1

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    Nice Manny..... lol

    Way more than 6, man.
     
  4. Austin70

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    When I was eating better foods, my dumps were clean.
     
  5. Chicken Boy

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    I honestly thought this thread was about relationships.
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    If you don't wipe and wash, I don't want to frickin' know you.

    Hey wait....is this thread about turds or former girlfriends?? ;) :D
     
  7. UTweezer

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    i haven't achieved perfection for a few weeks now. wet dumps suck
     
  8. jo mama

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    ive never had one and this makes me very sad.

    i chose zero, but i do believe there is such a thing (this thread is living poop...i mean proof).

    how many times have yall taken a dump and its been so "unperfect" that you feel compelled to take a shower?
     
  9. UTweezer

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    today
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    I saw this thread in the list while eating. I avoided clicking on it until some time had passed after I finished eating. It's still...a...weird...thread.
     
  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    RMTex had the perfect dump. No one can top his.

    I had one Monday night. It felt like it was going to be a messy one going in, but it came out slow and perfect. I didn't force the action at all and when I heard a loud bluhdoomp in the toilet, I knew I would be wasting my time wiping. I was correct.
     
  12. Ottomaton

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    Hard and dry stool, which is one of the things that would result in the supposed 'perfect dump' as described here is usually a result of constipation. I think people who are on strong painkillers often experience series of neverending 'perfect dumps' between the periods of not being able to dump at all.
     
  13. IROC it

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    Actually it occurs when the mucous glands in your anal canal function properly.

    It is supposed to happen when the diet is correct.

    More than the highest number you have, btw. ;)
     
  14. Mr. Brightside

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    The more important question is have any of you wept openly after having a perfect dump?
     
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    Have you ever had one of those dumps where it feels like you are pushing a newborn baby out of your colon? I don't even want to think about what giving birth feels like after having one of those!
     
  16. Deckard

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    LOL! I'll have to think about this topic. Maybe, maybe no.
     
  17. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    i answered 2-4. but thats usually a year.

    i thought a perfect dump was when the turd wrapped all the way around the toilet bowl.
     
  18. jo mama

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    ahh yes...the "globetrotter".
     
  19. Lynus302

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    Me too. Perfect dumps rule.
     
  20. Two Sandwiches

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    Manny, I'm disappointed.

    I would say that about 85% of the loafs I pinch are "perfect." You might as well call me Wonderbread.




    Or something like that. Bad joke attempt.
     

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