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How good of a mugging would you be?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ClutchCityReturns, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. meggoleggo

    meggoleggo Member

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    $0 cash
    almost $0 credit
    a semi-crappy cell phone
    my drivers license/insurance cards
    the keys to my 08 accord/apartment
    jewelry (mostly crappy)
    purse (crappy)

    maybe an iPod if they catch me at the right time.
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Full-size GI Joe Doll
    Safety helmet
    harness with bungee cord
    bib
    lint
    stink

    edit: forgot to mention toothpicks (3)
     
  3. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    A hundred thousand dollar bill and lots of sexy.
     
  4. Uprising

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    normally around $20 or less, I just used my plastic.

    But lately, it's been around $400 cash, and $400 in checks .....keep meaning to make it to the bank.
     
  5. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    Iono man... have you seen how much he posts on here? seems like he has a lot of free time....
     
  6. Drexlerfan22

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    Around $50 cash.
    Cheapie watch.
    Gold ring.
    Gold necklace.
    A single high-limit credit card.
    A debit card.
    A near-dead Rio Audio player.
    Cell phone.
    Car keys.
     
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Member: #34369 how would you know that ?
     
  8. Rashmon

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    Keep 'em coming. I'm making a shopping list.
     
  9. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    arguing with him for my entire stay here in D&D and 2 other people making references to it.

    I think one guy said he used to be a ref.
     
  10. Landlord Landry

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    this...

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    this......

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    and then this.....

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  11. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    you stole that from my sig.

    and my glock is bigger than yours.
     
  12. Bullard4Life

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    They'd find nothing in my pockets but knives and lint.

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  13. Landlord Landry

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    I admit it, I stole it from your sig. It's a baddass sig.

    the 26 is actually the wifes gun. I'm currently without gat. :(
     
  14. Bullard4Life

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    "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
     
  15. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    thanks a lot.

    Now I gotta go watch the blu-ray. :mad:
     
  16. XxShadyPinkxX

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    Decent purse ($300-$500)
    Debit card
    2 Credit cards
    G1 phone
    iPod
    Sony camera
    Keys to 04 Yukon XL
    Make up bag filled with good make up

    Funny thing is, I think I'd be most upset about the things most useless to him (purse, make up).
     
  17. Uprising

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    In light of this thread, I finally got my ass to the bank and I'm happy to announce I only have $5...a blackberry curve...and a leatherman knife in my pockets. :)
     
  18. The_Yoyo

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    anywhere from 2-10 dollars cash
    debit card
    2 expired credit cards (have the re-issues but never use them at home)
    one good credit card with a high limit and zero balance
    one good credit card with a balance on it
    expired AAA cards
    old UCLA id
    key to 00 corolla
    iphone 3g
    keys to apt, work, parents house
    business cards
    health insurance cards

    yeah i dont think i would be an ideal candidate for muggers. i dont carry too much cash and i'd cancel all my cards as soon as they were stolen. of course losing my phone and or car would be terrible
     
  19. jcee15

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    Keys to an 08 civic, an 07 harley 883r, an 02 jeep wrangler, and the key to my residence of course.
    Some cash
    a license
    No cell phone
    Thats really about it. Only one vehicle is at my residence at a time so it would be a pretty bad mugging
     
  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    forgot to mention, for the oldtimers:

    * gold watch
    * diamond ring
    * cuff links
    * stick pin
     

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