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How does one enter the inner circle of Manny Ramirez?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Troy McClure, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. Rashmon

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    Choose carefully what is in your CD player. It could be the difference maker.
     
  2. fadeaway

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    Just which "inner circle" are we talking about here? :eek: :eek: :D
     
  3. mateo

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    I'd just like 3 weeks with his CD collection, my pc, and my Ipod. Dude has some serious tunes....
     
  4. KaiSeR SoZe

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    you can't suck your way into the circle like that
     
  5. m_cable

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    He's talking about the "tight" "inner circle" that he wants to "penetrate" by "getting behind" Manny.
     
  6. SamFisher

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    All I had to do was tell him to quit his horse****.
     
  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    There are actually 9 circles according to Voltaire.
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    First of all Troy, you never let on how much you like a guy. "Oh, Manny, Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what he wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the gentleman will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Troy. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
     
  10. fadeaway

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    I think I did it by calling him obnoxious. What a wonderful BBS. :)
     
  11. AroundTheWorld

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    Yeah, that hurt. Real bad.



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  12. bigtexxx

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    2 words.

    Celine Dion.

    <whisper>She's Manny's fav!</whisper>
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Geez, the one day that I actually decide to do other things than waste time by reading stuff here, the whole operation goes to pot. If it's not 3814 thinking that I am the second coming of Marlon Brando, I got my all-time favorite Phil Hartman Simpsons character making me feel like Dan Cortese aka the Mimbo on Seinfeld.:eek: :D

    Uh, so Troy, you want to get into my "inner circle" (as you call it)? You need to do the following and you will achieve what you are looking for (whatever that may be...):

    1) You must like dogs, the animal (especially Cocker Spaniels)
    2) You must like "Dogs", the song by Pink Floyd and for that matter, ALL Pink Floyd stuff. I once broke up with a girl, Troy, (no joking) because she disparaged "Dogs". "No comments from the peanut gallery on this point, please."
    3) You must like and proclaim the greatness of the following actors: Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Jimmy Stewart, and Cary Grant - everyone else does not matter - oh, and you must like any movie done by Hitchcock and Kubrick.
    4) Finally, you MUST JOIN the OOTP Sim (Oski hit on that one earlier). Study up on it, digest everything there is about it, and live and breathe it because it is WORTH it.

    But you have nothing to worry about, though. It would be great if you did the 4 things outlined above but since you have done threads like "Love a Girl But Not in a Sexual Way", "Got Heart Stomped on by Girl", and "Mental/Erection problems", you have earned yourself an exemption from the normal guidelines, i.e. the 4 from up above.
     
  15. moestavern19

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    Wait, are you sure it was because of that, or was it that the irony of her disparaging dogs was too much for you?
     
  16. CriscoKidd

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    Astroglide.
     
  17. Davidoff

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    LMAO, I LOVE THAT MOVIE.....


    MY brother he's gonna kill us, he's gonna $hit... Well, is he gonna $hit or is he gonna kill us?? He's gonna $hit then he's gonna kill us...

    Dont worry I can fix it, my dad's a television repair man....
     

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