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How do you wipe?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by So Good, Feb 8, 2013.

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How do you wipe?

  1. Male - Front to back (front of your body to back)

    37 vote(s)
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  2. Male - Back to front (back of your body to front)

    22 vote(s)
    36.7%
  3. Female - Front to back

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  4. Female - Back to front

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  1. robrhodes

    robrhodes Member

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    always wipe away from the sack
     
  2. oelman44

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    Question: does anybody wetten their paper towels? Somebody told me they did, which I thought was crazy but then they blew my mind by saying "If somebody took a crap on your arm would you clean it off with just dry paper towels?"

    :eek::eek::eek:

    Made me rethink everything.
     
  3. gwatson86

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    Any man with a hairy ass knows you've got to do both or you're going to leave some behind.

    Wet wipes, man. Do the bulk of your wiping normally, then get in there and clean up with a wet wipe or two and you're golden.
     
  4. Yonkers

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    In my house I have one half bathroom where the sink is right near the toilet. I like that one best because I can wipe, and second before last one I wet and wipe, and then wipe with a dry one to finish off.
    BTW, I do front to back. Can't imagine having to put my hand through my legs to wipe front to back and get pee all on my arm.
     
  5. Ras137

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    Are you still peeing when you wipe??
     
  6. Yonkers

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    No. But unless you got some special penis where you don't need to shake after you pee or anything, you're swiping your arm along your penis.
     
  7. GanjaRocket

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    no love for washing
     
  8. Sadat X

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    No one else does side to side?
     
  9. dback816

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    Really ?

    You kids don't do both ways and finish up with a semi wet towel for total cleanness?
     

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