Question: does anybody wetten their paper towels? Somebody told me they did, which I thought was crazy but then they blew my mind by saying "If somebody took a crap on your arm would you clean it off with just dry paper towels?" Made me rethink everything.
Any man with a hairy ass knows you've got to do both or you're going to leave some behind. Wet wipes, man. Do the bulk of your wiping normally, then get in there and clean up with a wet wipe or two and you're golden.
In my house I have one half bathroom where the sink is right near the toilet. I like that one best because I can wipe, and second before last one I wet and wipe, and then wipe with a dry one to finish off. BTW, I do front to back. Can't imagine having to put my hand through my legs to wipe front to back and get pee all on my arm.
No. But unless you got some special penis where you don't need to shake after you pee or anything, you're swiping your arm along your penis.
