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How do you wipe?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by So Good, Feb 8, 2013.

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How do you wipe?

  1. Male - Front to back (front of your body to back)

    37 vote(s)
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  2. Male - Back to front (back of your body to front)

    22 vote(s)
    36.7%
  3. Female - Front to back

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  4. Female - Back to front

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  1. So Good

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    So I had dinner and a few drinks with about 8 friends tonight (9 people total including me).

    We got on to the subject of restroom etiquette. One of my friends asked if kicking the urinal flusher was sanitary and all of us agreed we would only do it on the small urinal in a club/bar. So he brought up a guy at his work that always kicked the urinal handle and the conversation somehow evolved to how you wipe.

    The same friend's wife said she caught him wiping back to front and called him out on it and he told his wife that she was weird for wiping front to back.

    Everyone at the table looked at him and told him you wipe front to back (front of your body to the back)...It was a revelation to him and he said he's been wiping back to front.

    So, the question is how do you wipe?
     
  2. So Good

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    Oh all the girls said they wipe front to back because girls usually get urinary tract infections if they go the other way.
     
  3. BrieflySpeaking

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    I'm guessing it's only "bad" idea to wipe back to front so your sack won't smell like shyt when she's on her knees..
     
  4. Uprising

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  5. rhino17

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    I do back to front
     
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    Do you like the area towards the taint, or the top of the crack?

    The answer has always been obvious.
     
  8. gnozahs

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    Front to back. And then in between those wipes, I do a back to front for insurance.
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    the people that voted back to front are joking..right?:confused:
     
  10. The Real Shady

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    Drag my ass on the carpet.
     
  11. Harrisment

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    Back to front? WTF is wrong with you people? Who taught you how to wipe your ass, monkeys?
     
  12. Big MAK

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    I just wad up the TP and rub it up my hole a little, then pull it out. It's kinda like a poop tampon.
     
  13. krnxsnoopy

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    back to front.. love doo doo on my sack.
     
  14. 713

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    i wipe while sitting down sitting down. which one is that?
     
  15. Cannonball

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    I used to do front to back but after one of these threads I tried back to front and stuck with it. I forgot the logic behind it. Honestly, I've noticed no different in cleanliness between the two which is probably why I never switched back.
     
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    No inside out?
     
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    I use a corn cob.
     
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    I'm a back to front guy. My question is: which way does you hand go? I go between my legs, but I've seen my wife wipe her ass once and she goes behind her back.
     
  20. LC Rox Fan

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    It's nice that I thought of Clutchfans today while I was taking a dump. Most awkward ass wipe ever.
     

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