Aw, come now. Give a brother a hug, man! I was kidding! It's an otherwise boring night in the Hangout... and you asked to become one NOT of us. But... it became fun. So we had fun! Come on, I like you, man. Come back more often, sir. Don't leave us or delete your account, dude. Be cool. Wait... hold up... "favour"? What, you're British? Oh, no. I don't like you again.
So you were "curious", "bored", "frustrated" and created a passive/agressive thread essentially asking the admin to delete your existence from the board. Then you egg all Rockets fan on and then say "adios fools". How old are you? 12????
I guess you showed him. 32...living in his mother's basement...a virgin...and no job. That is much better.
You "lose" your virginity? You mean...right now? Lose is the present tense, so it must be right now. All while posting this crappy thread. The inflatable woman must not be very good. You might want to ask for a refund.
Leave him alone. He is trying to leave, but you won't let him. Let's face it. He can't leave. Clutchfans completes him: