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How do you know if you have STD's?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I once saw a slide... I was like man thats a gross cup of coffee. It wasn't a cup of coffee. It was a penis...
     
  2. percicles

    percicles Member

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    Would BBS rather have HIV or Pancreatic cancer?
     
  3. Shroopy2

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    Its understandable why we can be fearful with this. I myself need a physical checkup and havent gone, cuz I got enough personal issues going on now and dont need anything else piled on....but look at the absurdity of the thinking:

    The doctor telling YOU what you have is not the same as him GIVING it to you lol. The hospital isnt a whorehouse, you dont go to the hospital to get STDS, you go to treat it. Dont be a puss, head over there
     
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    I don't know, you weren't complaining last night when it happen..
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    HIV.


    Longer, more productive life, chances are...
     
  6. geeimsobored

    geeimsobored Member

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    That's beyond horrible. That's ****ing terrible. Dont ever joke about things like that.
     
  7. Fyreball

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    Of all the nonsensical crap that has ever been written on this board, you've figured out a way to out-dumbify all the others. Congratulations.....now please don't breed.
     
  8. LonghornFan

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    Complete FAIL.

    Not even funny.
     
  9. peleincubus

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    i need to go get tested to. im curious about how many i have this time.
     
  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    I was planning on not to, thanks... You already know that I was being sarcastic but you insisted on adding more fuel to the fire... So why bother..
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Last night, as a joke, I told my wife that both her parents were just killed in a car accident!!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  12. VanityHalfBlack

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    Hey Fryeball, you're not gonna give this guy a hard time??
     
  13. Lady_Di

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    I would dump you if I was her. :mad:
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    She should have cut off your schlong for doing that.
     
  15. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Member
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    HIV is not funny.. Now Hepres...that's gold!


    fyi...if she wants a test, she's probably fooling around on you.
     
  16. Blake

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    10/10
     
  17. Franchise3

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    A+! Would read again!
     
  18. Freik

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    Planned Parenthood has a National HIV testing day coming up this month. Free HIV tests w/ same day results.

    June 26th at 3601 Fannin St, between downtown and the medical center.
    http://www.pphouston.org
     
  19. Cannonball

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    She should have tased you for that.
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    word...

    Very douche like...
     

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