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How do you choose between two women?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Flip a coin.


    Then nail them both.
     
  2. YallMean

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    for what ...

    For a short term physical thing ... I don't have to tell you. Test drive both.

    For a long term, pick the smarter one.
     
  3. CCorn

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    [​IMG] :confused::confused:
     
  4. Prince

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    size of their mouth.
     
  5. bobmarley

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    Deep neck?
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    first.one that says yes to threesome

    YOLO
     
  7. justtxyank

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    Hendricks and Kardashian sized? Just don't stand behind them. When the zippers pop off their clothes they could put your eye out!
     
  8. ferrari77

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    I'm at the age right now where this is for the long term. I know I'll probably be putting a ring on whichever one I choose.

    Good idea-i've already done that. One has a slimmer mother than the other.

    Uh negative.
    Both are the type of curvy chicks that love fashion so much that they wouldn't tolerate getting past curvy into fattyland. Both workout on the regular (probably more than I do)

    You sir are so right!!!:grin:

    I know from their words and who they hang around with that they are not. For now. I know that could change any day or time but for not that's not the case.
    You're right on about the Dwight Howard comparison. Sheesh, now I feel like that.

    So true- I've heard that saying. I'm hoping something happens to help me make up my mind quickly so losing them both won't happen.

    And that second statement was brilliant. Very true as well. If the first one was all that I wouldn't have fallen for the second one. The first one is prone to b****iness a bit more than the second.
     
  9. ferrari77

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    Your words are spot on dude.
    #1 is the modern type that mom didn't teach her how to cook and thinks sex is the only thing needed to keep a man interested.
    #2 knows the saying that "U never let a man leave the house horny or hungry" is the way to keep a man.

    #1 claims she'll get her cook on from now on

    #2 -The Latina, I am slightly worried about the curves turning into chub as she gets older and settles but she is a MAJOR workout fanatic(every day/ever other day workouts) so that does help but then what if she's one of those that post marriage just stops? On the other hand she is a fashion conscious chic and would not be cool with not fitting into stuff.

    Stupid decisions and ****

    Also- i guess this is kind of important, my four best friends all insist I go with #2, the Latina.

    But man #1, oof! They're both bad chicks but honestly although both are equally beautiful #1 is slightly sexier.

    But #2 is the stronger of the two mentally. #1 is the whine to get her way kind of chick. #2 is the I'll make you give me my way eventually kind of chick, and if you don't it's cool.
     
  10. pippendagimp

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    post both girls' western/chinese zodiacs, as well as each of yours.....and i'll tell u which chick to go with...
     
  11. micks96

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    have a funny feeling ferrari =
    [​IMG]
     
  12. DonkeyMagic

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    that's because they are young and single
     
  13. ferrari77

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    Good point.


    Nice one micks96, I actually Lol'd at the pic. Hadn't seen that one yet.
     
  14. ynelilvs99

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    Go for the latina, we are a faithful people
     
  15. SpaceCityKid

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    Which likes anal?
    Which one swallows?
    Which one lets you finish on her face?
     
  16. IBTL

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    whichever one likes YOU more
     
  17. ferrari77

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    This just makes it tougher.
    All things are equal ;)

    I feel like a major douche but tbh I swear I'm blessed to have this problem but at the same time I still feel like a dick breaking either of their hearts.

    All things are relatively equal on that front as well.

    The Latina gets hit on more than the white one but the latina comes off as more approachable and a little nicer. The White one is equally nice to people but the Latina has a comfortable vibe that people-guys and girls just warm up to her.

    The Latina one has more girl friends than the white one. Also the latina has a bigger family so I guess I kinda feel if I break her heart, she is already a tough cookie and will have her family and girlfriends to support her. With the white one, she really just has two close girlfriends and her family is kinda small and not as close by to her as the Latina's is to her.

    (I lean a different way on this every damn hour ****)
     
  18. thegary

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    only post i'll make in this thread. if you have a problem with this problem, you have a problem.
     
  19. pippendagimp

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    i'm assuming you've declined my offer for help due to one of the following:

    a) u thought i was just joking or mocking ur thread
    b) u don't want to share that info here publicly
    c) these girls don't even exist in the first place and ur too lazy to make up dates

    i'm hoping it's just (b)
     
  20. magnetik

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    pics or shens. Actually I'd pick whoever can cook better all things being equal. :grin:
     

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