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How do I apply for a DJ at a rockets game?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by VanityHalfBlack, Feb 9, 2024.

  1. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    You mean what if sports venues played something besides compression-smashed autotuned 80s and 90s songs with a Casio keyboard "dance" beat behind them? (Except football stadiums, which exclusively play Thunderstruck and Seven Nation Army).

    You're hired.
     
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  2. jim1961

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    My vote is still swimsuit girls.
     
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  3. roslolian

    roslolian Member

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    Don't worry this happens never unless you are loaded and the girl wants that child support.
     
  4. conquistador#11

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    Ohh that reminded me of the other halftime legend song. This one is still stuck in my head
     
  5. Tfor3

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    we’re always ready unless we are sleeping or in the hospital
     
  6. sefril

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    BABYMETAL?? You have my vote!
     
  7. Downtown Sniper

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    You'd have a better chance of applying for the Rockets starting SG position.
     
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  8. lpbman

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    Only slightly related, but my god is the mixing on broadcasts awful. Maybe it's better in surround sound but with just two channels the commentators are all but inaudible. It's like a bassnectar concert trying to play through my poor bookshelf speakers. BOOM BOOM DEFENSE
     
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    You'd better get acquainted with the Rockets former DJs.......and see how they fared.....and devise your plan.
     
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  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    lol
     
  11. RKREBORN

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    The arena experience has truly gone downhill.

    1) PA announcer sucks (BRING BACK JOHN PAUL STEVENSON)
    2) Weird azz music playlists
    3) How can they run out of pizza at a professional sporting event?
    4) MUSIC IS WAAAAY TOOO LOUDDDDDDDDDDD


    /oldmanrant
     
  12. Os Trigonum

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    the increasing urbanization of the Toyota Center entertainment experience
     
  13. don grahamleone

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    Let’s say you get to the Yota Center and it’s Friday. Do you A) play this:



    And if no, why the hell not? Do you hate weekends?

    B) do you play this every game?



    Why not? Do you not have any friends who like good music? Also it’s better than Kung Fu Fighting by a mile.

    C) if we ever win again, will you make this our victory song?:

     
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  14. GOATuve

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    Look in the background at the end...there's a ref doing it lol
     

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