How can you tell if you're an alcoholic in Kentucky?

UPDATE: Offender is currently detained.

***040605 ALCOHOL INTOXICATION 4/6/2005

 

I knew it would happen eventually:

The Henry Earl Status Extension for Firefox. It will display whether Henry is in jail or not and when he was last booked.

 

NO F'ING WAY. That's bloody brilliant! I'm going to get it just for the heck of it.

 

Call it "Two Beers" and then get Scotty the Body to cut the promo.

 

Henry Earl Gets Arrested for the 1000th Time!

http://www.wbko.com/home/headlines/29698169.html

A Lexington man, now famous for how many times he's been arrested, is again making headlines.

Yesterday, Henry Earl answered to a judge on a charge of alcohol intoxication - a crime he's now committed one-thousand times.

Henry Earl is a man well known inside the Fayette County Detention Center and well beyond the walls. He's an internet sensation for the sheer number of times he's been arrestted.
His latest arrest coming last night.

"Mr. Earl, you are before the court on the charge of alcohol intoxication."
"Yes sir."

And while being arraigned, as Earl usually is on his charge, he entered his usual plea.

"How do you wish to plea on this?"
"Guilty your honor."
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
"It's my right."

But this time, unlike the many, many, many times before, Earl was thrown a curveball by Judge Gary Payne.

"For your anniversary we'll give you a thousand days."
Needless to say, the sentenced shocked Earl.

"Do you think that's appropriate?"
"No sir."

"That's a long time."
"That's a lot of time but you can do it."
"No sir, a thousand we'll see you on Thursday."

"You'll see me Thursday. Yea, we'll be counting down the days.'' You'll be down to 998."

If you're wondering what one-thousand arrests on alcohol charges equals, here's a look at Henry Earl's history.

In all, he's spent 4,123 days in jail.

Thirty-five of his 1,000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008 so far.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars again.

 

I know the problem.

There's nothing else to do in Lexington other than watch basketball and drink.

At least that's all I did when I was there.

 

what a gem

 

Looks like a case of "the man" harassing Henry for sport at this point.

 

It's really sad.

Obviously, this dude has a problem.

Hope he will turn his life around because eventually, it's gonna catch up to him if he doesn't.

 

This story has everything I need

 

My name is Henry. H-E-N-R-Y.

 

I'm guessing he is homeless, when not in jail.

 

he probably wants to go to jail no man can realistically commit the same crime 1000 times over like that. I'm guessing he is a little insane, but not enough to be put into a facility, however, in his mind, he wants to go to jail.

I have met a person like this before, he told me that he once slept at a Randall's once, when the store was closing and they were forcing him to leave he wouldn't, eventually he got arrested and spent the night in a jail. He told me that it was amazing, it had comfortable beds, and good food.

He wasn't joking either.

 

Now that drunk-tank in Atlanta,
Was just a motel room to me.

 

lmao nice

 

takes sip of communion wine:
"wow, is that really the blood of Christ, man he must have wasted 24-7"

 

He popped his collar for the photo