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How can you tell if you're an alcoholic in Kentucky?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dr of Dunk, Apr 6, 2005.

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#21 JeeberD, Apr 6, 2005

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Whatzup ...

#22 No Worries, Apr 6, 2005
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What's Up With Henry Earl

Henry's become so popular that Drew, the guy who runs Fark, was asked by guys at Fayette County to stop linking directly to their offender database as the traffic was crashing their server.

I just had to get some sense of the overall scale of Henry's recidivism. And since Henry's record is somewhat beyond my limits of comprehension, I decided to hack up a little perl script to go to the Fayette County jail's web site, grab his rap sheet, and figure up some non-scientific, back-of-the-envelope type statitstics regarding Henry's time behind bars. I needed the big picture numbers. And it was only natural to have this program run once a day automatically. That way we'll always have the latest info.Current Status:
Henry is currently in jail. He was booked on 3/28/2005.

Stats for Henry Earl's Alcohol-Related Offenses:
Total
Number of offenses: 903
Number of days spent in jail: 3356
Year-to-date
Number of Offenses: 14
Number of days spent in jail: 75
Overall
Average # of days per year spent in jail: 239.71
Average duration of incarceration period: 3.72 days
Average duration of time not spent in jail: 1.63 days

Last Updated: Wed Apr 6 07:03:04 2005 CST

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This is the craziest thing I've seen, hell this dude is about to be famous!

#24 Another Brother, Apr 6, 2005
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Love the one where the cop has to hold his head up....

That's damn sad!

#25 Uprising, Apr 6, 2005
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You figure that getting drunk would be legal in a state famous for making whiskey...

#26 A-Train, Apr 6, 2005
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Originally posted by Dr of Dunk

The sad part is there are entries in that Criminal History section where he was released and booked again on the same day.
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and there are lots of them. i mean what does he do, get drunk right in front of the police station or something?

#27 francis 4 prez, Apr 6, 2005

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For some reason this picture reminds me of one of those goofy poses they make you do for senior high school pictures.

#28 Manny Ramirez, Apr 6, 2005
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You folks should really know the truth about Henry(for I've known him for a long time now). Henry is not homeless because he has to be. He's homeless because he doesn't mind it. Most of the time, he has money on him somewhere. He also draws social security...his checks are mailed to the jail(no joke). He is sexually assualtive to men and women when he is drunk(and when his prey is even more drunk). A few years back, he sodomized a passed-out male UK student while in a "drunk tank" holding cell at the jail. The kid didn't press charges. Probably too embarrassed to. I really can't believe there are so many people in the world that will automatically give sympathy to this man. He is not a good person. He calls the police on himself when he's ready for regular hot meals, showers and a harm place to seep. Most cops in Lexington don't want to bother with arresting him, but know if they don't, he will just do something stupid to force them to make the arrest. As long as he lives, this man will never get"sympathy" from me...unless its in a dictionary between **** and syphillis. If I saw Henry burning on the side of the street, I'd stop, but only to make sure that no one put him out.
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Someone posted that in the forum of http://www.henryearl.com

#29 Vengeance, Apr 6, 2005
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According to the site of a local band there named after him, he's been arrested 1100 times since 1970.

#30 Oski2005, Apr 6, 2005
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Saw this on Fark:

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Originally posted by Manny Ramirez
For some reason this picture reminds me of one of those goofy poses they make you do for senior high school pictures.
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Yeah, I think that's gonna come out real nice.

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Originally posted by No Worries
Whatzup ...

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I told him I wanted the high top "Kid" fade... not that whack ass Bobby Brown doo!

#33 drapg, Apr 6, 2005

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Thanks for the thread DoD, these are one of the few that make me laugh out loud.

I want to go to the barber and tell them to give me the Henry Earl from #61.

#34 Austin70, Apr 6, 2005
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If I saw Henry burning on the side of the street, I'd stop, but only to make sure that no one put him out.
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dayum, that is cold.

how did i know henry isn't such a great guy.

#35 francis 4 prez, Apr 6, 2005
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What a piece of **** waste of tax payer money.

#36 bigtexxx, Apr 6, 2005
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Originally posted by Oski2005
Saw this on Fark:

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yeah... this dude became a fark cliche a while back ago... along with the "it's a trap" guy, the squirrel with nuts, and the kitten.

Originally posted by No Worries
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that's my fav. i can just hear him saying "nahy-gah, please" (yao ming version).

#37 OmegaSupreme, Apr 6, 2005
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quick and messy, but what the hey... for old times sake.

#38 OmegaSupreme, Apr 6, 2005

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"Hey, it's better than the Holiday Inn. Free, too!"

#39 Two Sandwiches, Apr 6, 2005
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Damn.

Yesterday he got released. 4-6-05

Yesterday he also got arrested.

You guessed it...

Alcohol Intoxication

#40 VooDooPope, Apr 7, 2005

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