How can we get T-Mac mad every night???

Get his grandmother to call Tracy and say Vince is her favorite grandson because he's the best basketball player.

 

Let's get Sir Charles

 

post a picture of Charles Barkley on his locker door saying you suck

 

Show him the footage of last year's game 7 press conference...

 

i don't think tracy and vince share a grandmother. they are only loosely related (third cousins). you'd have to call up their great great grandparent.

 

Show him the GARM.

 

Make fun of his eye.

 

somebody compile our playoffs games showing how we sucked adn put it on youtube, or mail it to Les and have a mandatory film showing session....

 

Or the press conference where he declared victory over Detroit.

 

Nah, we just need him to play against poor defenses night in and night out. Tmac is affected too greatly by physical play these days. Last night he had Steve Blake on him...

 

Ask him if he is soft.

 

I thought people did that anyway!

"Hey TMac...why do you show-boat? Every pass doesn't have to be NO-LOOK! Oh...my bad...you were looking dead at'em?"

 

Ask him "Is it on YOU?" and eat cheese doodles.

But do not accept any suggestions from Matt Jackson. We need him angry, not crying.

 

Post pictures of kittens (WARRIOR KITTENS?) with funny sayings on them .

 

show him all of the ridiculous posts from the McGrady Trolls.

I love when he plays well b/c that means I get a few days where I don't have to sift through worthless threads and posts by morons who think that saying McLady makes them witty

 

If Steve Blake was on T-Mac, who was on Jackson/Brooks/Head??

He had Outlaw and Jack on him, and Portland is one of the better defensive teams on him.

 

Outlaw covered him. Jack did as well. Blake did not. Outlaw is a physical defender

 

No, he would probably like that because he was the center of attention.

 

If Steve Blake was covering Tmac (which he wasn't) he'd still be washing the taste of Tmac's nutz out of his mouth, b/c he'd be getting dunked on left and right.