"Haute Wheels" is an egregious oxymoron to begin with. I sincerely hope everyone who went to this festival catches a 3 day case of the taco ****s as a lesson as to what happens when you lower yourself to such mediocre standards. You people may think it is easy knowing everything, but just think of all the idiots (i.e. rhino17) it forces you to come in contact with on a daily basis. No wonder so many geniuses remain in seclusion.
I'm with MT now, y'all are trashy. To everyone who ate at the vegan truck, I hope your pee-pees get smaller.
I'm sure there might be a few anomalies that slip through. 10,000 is a completely arbitrary number, that falsifies the validity of your statement. You should end your life immediately for being such a preposterous excuse for a farm hand's concubine. But I know this based on the principle that food cooked in a truck is usually something I would hesitate to feed to my dog, or even my ex mother in law. Chefs or food specialists attempting to serve food out of a truck is a disgrace to fine cuisine everywhere.
Your suggestion implies you wish physical harm to be done on my person, which is little more than an empty threat, ergo yet again your statement is completely useless. Why do I even bother trying to culture Americans? You'll all just end up stuffing your faces with fried raccoon feces anyway.
moes, please clarify. Are hot dog carts still ok? Technically not a food truck, but I need to know so that I can ammend my culinary rules to live by so that I can make sure all my meals remain classy.
If you actually desire to eat a hot dog in the first place, I think we'd have a tough time existing in the same solar system. But since the food is not being served in an automobile, in principle I find there nothing wrong with it on the exterior. Several points could obviously complicate the issue, such as sanitation, nutritional value, freshness, quality, etc, etc.
You eat at least half your body weight every time I see or hear of you eating. Truly a miracle of science.
Oh my precious rhino, if I was insecure I'd remain blind and stupid, following the rest of the masses like an idiot sheep. Following them straight to some repugnant truck masquerading as a real restaurant. But I'm not like you, I've ascended up the ladder of enlightenment and transmogrified into a higher being. Keep chasing that paper with the rest of the rats though, braaaaaah. I'm the God-King of excellence. Don't forget that ****.
