Houston4Bosh: Comments to Chris Bosh about Houston

Chris,
Take a look at Houston's drafting and trading record in the last couple of years. Despite not having a pick higher than #24, they've added/drafted Aaron Brooks, Carl Landry, Luis Scola, Kyle Lowry, Chase Budinger, Donte Green (then traded for Ron Artest).
This is going to be exactly the case you'll be having in the second phase of your career. Whichever team you go to will instantly become a great team and have only late first round picks to build on most of the years.
Having management that can find gems in the later rounds could be the difference of a title contender and a dynasty contender.

 

Dear Chris,

This missive is to implore you to consider Houston as the next stop on your journey to the Hall of Fame. We would welcome you, a franchise with two titles and the soon to be 110% healthy Yao Ming, the Great Wall and generally good guy, who kept Tracy McGrady a starter in the All Star Game long after he should have retired. With Kevin Martin, Aaron Brooks, and Yao on the floor with you, the open looks will flow your way. Luis Scola will keep your minutes within reason, so you are fresh when we play for the Western Conference crown. You will be in the hunt for a title every season, the toast of the town, a town that's loved, as you know, by your comrades in the league, with many of your friends making their homes here, enjoying the mild weather and the absence of a state income tax. I could continue, but by now you are looking for your cell phone to speed dial your agent and insist that Houston be at the top of your list for your next team, with Glory sure to come your way.

Sincerely,

Deckard


PS: I'm trying to tap down the rumors that you are really a Nexus 6.

 

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Chris,

The Rockets are primed for a superstar of your talent. The role players on this team competed against the best teams night in and night out. This team is unselfish, but they have the ability to step up if/when they have to.

On top of that, upper management compliment each other very well. Les Alexander wants to spend his money efficiently, and Daryl Morey is one of the most innovative GM's in the league. Chances are that you will be playing with the players that most compliment your game. Morey breaks the game down in a different light, and it is generating a lot of excitement in Houston.

Coach Adelman has an offense that features the power forward position. A player of your position with your skillset would flourish under Coach Adelman. Think of the great offenses Coach Adelman put together in Sac Town. Vlade, Webber, and Miller. All big men had a jumpshot and passing ability. You and Yao can produce the same thing. Both of you can hit the jumper, both of you have good passing ability at your positions, and both of you have great post games. There is no way a team can double you and Yao. You two will play well off of each other. Don't forget, there are great role players on the perimeter that can alleviate even more of that pressure from defenses.

From an off-the-court point of view, you can ball on the court and off of it. You would become VERY popular in China since the Rockets' games are broadcasted over there. Your status would jump to global popularity.

Houston is where it's at

 

Because in Houston, you could workout and develop some serious skills with Hakeem over the summer...

Because in Houston, you can be THE sports icon of this city...

Because in Houston, you can recreate the twin towers era...

Because in Houston, you get to kick it out to Budinger for those O so sweet corner three's...

Because in Houston, you get to fly with Brooks...

Because in Houston, you get to be yourself...

 

1. You can bring Bubba

2. We only get drunk off championships

3. Eat the Head, Write a Check

4. Star in Commercial with Shaq in Chinese

5. Post Christmas Special, Lunar New Years Special, why don't you end your 2010 right? Put in a vote for H-town.

6. Learn new moves from Grandmaster Yao

7. You think it's $20? No sir. You think it's $10? No Maam. EVEN 5? Uh - uh. IT IS FREE

8. We got better dancers than Chalie V

9. It's easy as cow-tipping

10. You know you miss soul food.

 

Here is my Ms Cleo moment of the day.


That cat wont last long round these parts

 

That.....was.....beautiful.

 

Nice one! If only we could get him at the bargin The Lakers got Paul at.

 

ScolaBallin should make a video of each of the Rockets greatest moments then add like a spot for Bosh or something, like a "to be continued" or I don't know i'm sure people can find out an idea.

I also know for a fact that Chris has dreams of becoming a movie star. Do we have famous acting schools or theatre stuff in Houston? This could definitely be a good point.

It would be a cool idea to make some sort of an original website -- not like that Lebron to Mavs bs -- where we could post some of the best posts that are on this thread and add some more fun stuff.
I know Chris is really into comedy and things like that so we can surely find something cool.

I have some website designing skills but lack coding skills so if anyone is interested in some collabo to do that just reply to this post i'll give you my email.

 

My message to Bosh is simple. He'd be STUPID not to want to come here. We shoudn't even have to have threads such as these. He knows basketball, he's smart, he's got an agent. Therefore he should have us as a #1 option on his list. Do we really have to tell him we're a first class organization? Or that we have a reputation for working harder than any other team in the league? What about our combination of solid vets and rising young guys? How about the fact that we already have the supporting cast and the 2nd, third, and fourth options waiting? Why go somewhere where they still need time to build a team? Why go somewhere where the team is already complete? HELLO? What is Chris Bosh's problem? If he can't see this, then why do we want him? It would mean he's missing a few screws..

 

Winner.

 

Battier will bang your mom and Chris, you know hes the type of guy you want your mom to be dating

 

He should have mentioned that even Darko got a ring his rookie season, followed by 4 or 5 straight appearances in the Eastern Conference finals.

 

Dear Chris. The man handing you this list is the smartest GM in the league, and you must know how important having a good GM is, so joining the Rockets should be an easy decision for you.

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DUKE?

 

Alright I could work on that. Just give me some ideas for clips and if you have a song you'd want let me know.

 

Apparently this is working. They've recently added us to their wish list. Yay! =P It's on realgm headlines right now.

 

The Rockets are an old franchise with championship pedigree and a rabid fan base, along with a front office and an owner who want nothing more than post season success. Their activity in the draft and free agency over the past several years should be indicative of this attitude.