Houston. The Adult Entertainment Capitol of the US

Let me put it this way.

In Houston, it is rare to not be able to touch.

In Vegas, you will find more strippers that will not allow you to touch.

Thats just from my experience, so I could be wrong.

 

My experience (albeit very limited) was different. In the V.I.P. room, they didn't care what you touched.

 

If anyone is ever in the French Quarter, check out the Gold Club.

I get shivers every time I think about the time I had there.

Also, in Austin, I forgot what the name of the club is, I think I-35 and Ben White, by a La Quinta and Burger King, the finest chick I've ever seen danced there. It was all nude, and she did things with ice THAT WAS OUCH UNBELIEVABLE.

Mons Venus in Tampa circa 1996 was the best strip club I've ever been to.

 

What can I get for 2 bucks?

 

I have a friend in Austin who has spent this much in a month, half that regularly. Of course, he's got a 6 figure income and is divorced and in his early 40's. He's such a regular at one or two places that he gets VERY special treatment. He's met George Clooney and others of the same ilk at these spots as well.

I'm always asked to go, and my wife really doesn't care... she knows that for me it's just fun, but except for the rare excursion, I can't stand the cigarette smoke!

Isn't that a *****?

 

Wear an old school Rockets shirt next time and i'll hook you up...

 

I never got anything out of strip clubs. I find the whole concept nasty...

 

Yeah, it's RockPaint.... (What's up bro.....why all the lurking...? )

 

Just came back from TMC for lunch buffet. Nice crowd. That place was packed. $1 beers.

 

I need to bookmark this thread so I'll have these tips available for when I turn 21. Thanks guys

 

Never been to a club in Houston although I've always wondered about Treasures. If you want extras though, why not hit the massage parlors? Probably cheaper.

 

From what I've seen on TV, the women in massage parlors are skanky. The women from major pr0n magazines like Playboy and Penthouse regularly hit the strip club circuit, and lots of the ladies look like they could be in those magazines.

 

I'm pretty sure it's a law in Vegas. No touching. But of course the women want money so they'll let you. If they get caught they won't be allowed to strip at that club. My Vegas girl let me hold on because she wanted me In the VIP you can get anything anywhere. Nobody is watching.

 

Give me a break from your stereotypes.

It matters alot where you go. Houston clubs are notorious among the stripper scene for being raunchy and there are alot of girls that will not work in Houston because management has let the clubs become dirty.

Sure there is always one or two druggies/hoes in the bunch, but to say all of them are is ignorant. You don't know the first thing about clubs or any of the girls that work the clubs.

 

Agreed. I wrote a reply and then decided not to get into it. I've known plenty of strippers....DJ'd a club when I was in college for a couple of nights, dated one or two or three or four....I've seen the good and the bad, but one thing you cannot do is lump all of them into one group.

The one thing I can't agree with you on is that Houston is any raunchier than any other city when it comes to strip clubs. I've been to clubs in several different cities and I've had crazy **** happen in damn near all of them, including Austin. Ever been to The Penthouse? Love that place.....

 

just to add a pileon to rez...

you dont know jack about real strippers if you honestly think that.

I worked with rock bands from the time I was 17 till I was 30, and if there is one thing that always goes with rock bands, it's strippers.

I got to know quite a few strippers outside of their work and the hardest thing most of them did was smoke pot with a little nose candy every now and then.
hardly drugged up skanks..

and at least 75% of the ones I knew wouldn't screw people for money...
I'm not saying that they arent out there, but don't go dropping a blanket accusation on all of them because of what some girls do.

btw...every town has it's skank-pits...but the only reason one could say Houston has alot is because Houston has so many clubs...it would figure that we would have more SP's than the normal city...but it doesn't tak away from the large amounts of nice clubs in the area..

 

How does the saying go?

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you go home to eat.

 

Surely you have seen the move "Go!"

 

Vegas is the ****

Too bad i went with my parents though so I just chill around the topless pool spots @ Caesars Palace

 

Okay guys. I was wrong. I forgot that there are some strippers that went to Ivy League schools, graduated with honors, go to church on Sundays, and knit on the weekends. Gimme a freakin break. If you can find me one stripper who has never done drugs, VIP at Treasures on me next weekend.