Houston Texans Season Record Predictions

That's what we all said about dallas. And Indy last night.

 

The only team this Texans group appears adept at consistently beating is themselves.

 

Ugh. God. I think I just pissed myself and threw up at the same time.

 

You could have made a lot of money this season.

 

Props to emjohn.

Next year I'm predicting 5 wins.

 

4-12, Kubiak gets a raise and another extension. Logic books disappear from bookstores.

 

Completion of the Annual 4 game losing streak.
Then we go on the LET'S MAKE GARY LOOK GOOD TOUR
of improbable wins [4-2 the last 6 games]

Rocket River

 

So we are 4-5 now ... I will complete the predictions, because I didn't predict the games before the season started.

Sep 12 Colts - W (we know)
Sep 19 @ WAS - W (we know)
Sep 26 Cowboys - L (we know)
Oct 03 @ OAK - W (we know)
Oct 10 Giants - L (we know)
Oct 17 Chiefs - W (we know)
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Bye Week
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Nov 01 @ IND - L (we know)
Nov 07 Chargers - L (we know)
Nov 14 @ JAX - L (we know)
Nov 21 @ NYJ - L (4-6)
Nov 28 Titans - L (4-7)
Dec 02 @ PHI - L (4-8)
Dec 13 Ravens - L (4-9)
Dec 19 @ TEN - W (5-9)
Dec 26 @ DEN - W (6-9)
Jan 02 Jags - L (6-10)

Final record: 6-10. Because the Texans are a 'good' road team, I can see them win 2 games. Bye Bye Kub ...

 

I predicted 8 wins...now I don't think they'll even get to that. Ridiculous.

 

this team is stupid

 

You dumbass.

 

^^^^^^
eh? lol

I dunno.. I think we're just about in tank mode. We just need to admit we struck out with Kareem Jackson and need to try again.

 

emjohn's prediction still perfect

 

Dec 02 @ PHI - L (5-7)
Dec 13 Ravens - Toss Up (5-8 or 6-7) <--- KEY GAME
Dec 19 @ TEN - WIN (6-8 or [7-7)
Dec 26 @ DEN - WIN (7-8 or 8-7)
Jan 02 Jags - Toss Up (7-9 or 9-7) <--- KEY GAME

I put the texans with a Loss to Philly
[They will be without AJ I think . . . I had them at a lost before that]

Philly is the only one I put as a definate loss
esp if AJ is out.

I think they end the season with three wins!
So the next two are critical

Rocket River
but they may surprise me.

 

I think it's going to be 8-8. I see us dropping the next two games against the Eagles and the Ravens, and then rolling out three in a row against very beatable opponents (t***, Broncos and Jags don't scare me one bit) to get to an even .500.

 

Throw my 9-7 prediction out the window

 

Ouch.