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Houston Strip Clubs Ordered to Close!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by glad_ken, May 11, 2007.

  1. DonkeyMagic

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    im thinking about setting up halfway house at my place for abandoned strippers
     
  2. Cesar^Geronimo

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    There is a special place in heaven for those as noble as you!!!
     
  3. BMoney

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    Let me tip my 40 and bow my head to the demise of the Hi-10 Cabaret. The first strip club I ever visited...I saw one lady who looked like a very tanned Kevin McHale with fake D cups, so it was incredible.
     
  4. Jeff

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    I find it ironic that we can "protect" our children from strippers but we can't manage to protect them from the chemical plants that pollute our air and water.

    And by ironic, I mean sad. And by sad, I mean ****ing ridiculous.
     
  5. DonkeyMagic

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    lol. tis not easy to comfort the needy
     
  6. Sishir Chang

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    And I will be happy to come down and volunteer my services to such a noble cause. ;)
     
  7. Master Baiter

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    But t*tties pollute your mind. That's way worse.
     
  8. tested911

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    Did she have a jumpshot and can grab a offensive rebound? If so bring her to summer camp and let Juwan and Chuck fight for the position LOL :D
     
  9. Jeff

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    I'd rather they pollute my mouth...

    did I just say that?




    :eek: :D
     
  10. Rockets2K

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    ya know what is really funny about the classic Stinkadena thing?

    the worst offenders as far as stinky plants go are Shell (sorry behad, you know Im right) which is in Deer Park, and Goodyear, which is technically in Houston.

    The only plant in Pasadena that stinks the place up is the old paper plant (used to be Champion) at Richey on the channel side.

    but since Pasadena is the largest suburb along the 225 (laporte freeway) corridor, they get the jokes.

    yea, I grew up in Pasadena
     
  11. thegary

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    sombeody's in a good mood :D
     
  12. Invisible Fan

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    Did you misread that public breastfeeding poll in D&D? :eek:
     
  13. Rockets2K

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    I'll see your skanky hoes and match you a Texas Sugars skanky ho. ;)

    When I was in college, I used to deliver pizzas

    Got sent there one night, and was ok with the stench and dirtyness of the place till this super-skanky snaggle toothed woman offerd to tip in her own special way.....

    YIKES! :eek:

    I was young and constantly horny and even I wouldnt touch that. ...it was *that* bad.
     
  14. Bobblehead

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    Before they worry about stripclubs (which are doing absolutely nothing to harm anyone), why doesn't the damn city worry about cracking down on
    New Orleans trash and killers that have taken over the city.

    I've been to clubs and they are simply entertainment. I've NEVER seen a fight, or lude conduct or anything outside them to caush anyone harm.

    The damn mexican clubs on Hillcroft have more problems with shootings in the street after hours.
     
  15. Jeff

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    Are you sure this wasn't a Penthouse Letter you read?

    "I never thought something like this would happen to a guy like me, but it's TRUE!"

    :D
     
  16. Jodegam

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    Damn you pacman jones!!!!
     
  17. BiGGieStuFF

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    I believe it when i see it. City just needs additional revenue so it's time for the HUGE payoffs :)
     
  18. bladeage

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    why they gotta be mexican? :mad: :p
     
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    The St. James is safe because I believe it is not inside Houston's city limits.
     
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    I wish more people felt this way. Subtract all the danger, the oddities hiding in little buildings on the outskirts, and you've just killed off part of the city's soul.

    I'm not a big fan of these places, but I love the fact that they exist in Houston. I wish the moral crusaders would start giving a **** about people having health insurance, and poor kids having textbooks, instead of this pompous, posing, "look at me, I'm curing society's ills" bull****.
     

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