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Houston Rockets Caption Game

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Feb 25, 2001.

  1. Relativist

    Relativist Member

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    LOL! Good thing we didn't make that trade! I don't think an "institutionalized" man would be of much help to the Rockets. Then again, we did get Mo T from the Clips...

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    "I told these a-holes not to draft me, what are they stupid or something. . ."

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  3. Plowman

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    Steve passes his first real test at the NBA level....

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  4. Mr.Scary

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    The first mirage not seen in the desert.

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  5. Valio!

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    "Very funny, guys...for a second I thoght y'all were serious...where's the hidden camera?"



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    "Segregation is an absolutely horrid practice - except when it comes to numbers and letters. I just don't think they should be mixed." - P. Mesku on his dislike of algebra
     
  6. Toast

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    Smile if you're leaving Vancouver ASAP.

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  7. crash5179

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    After winning his 3rd NBA MVP Steve Francis recieves a bit of priceless NBA memorabilia from a team long forgotten.

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    Vancouver honers Steve Francis by retiring the number 23 origanally issued to him after Francis compleated a hall of fame career spent entirely in Houston that included 6 NBA titles, 4 NBA MVP's, Finals NBA MVP's and 14 all star appearences. [​IMG]

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  9. Will

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    "Yo, this is funny. Right here on the back of the jersey is the rest of y'all's record: '-59.'"
     
  10. TheFreak

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    "Brian Hill and Stu Jackson display an amazing ability to smile with knives in their backs."
     
  11. Valio!

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    "If I hold it like this - with my fingertips, I won't get my hands all messy."

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    Smile if you're leaving Vancouver ASAP.

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  13. Valio!

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    "This cardboard cut-out we made of Steve almost looks real!"

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  14. KALIKULI

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    I don't know if there is someone pointing a gun behind Francis and saying,"You got to smile or your dead meat"! [​IMG]

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  15. clutchdream

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    Smile, your on candid camera.

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  16. rock

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    What did I do to deserve this?

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  17. Rocketman95

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    Come on, I understand what Francis did was pretty selfish and unprofessional, but your statement makes it sound like he loved Vancouver, told everyone he wanted to play there, and then, after being drafted by a team that thought Francis wanted to play for them, he changed his mind.

    We all know, it didn't go down quite like that.

    My caption:

    After picking a point guard with their first pick for the second straight year, Stu Jackson and Brian Hill are posing for the "Worst Executives of the Year" poster.

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  18. Relativist

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    <Snort> "You guys think I'm going to play for you? HAHA HA HAHAHAHAH HAHa HaHAhaHAHA... "

    Ten minutes later off-stage, Steve finally recovers himself, still clutching his aching stomach, wiping the sweat off his brow.

    "Phewwwwwwww...that was funny!"

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    Steve trying to keep a straight face, while his buddy's are rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

    Brian Hill "Mom was right, not eating my vegetables did stunt my growth."

    Stu, looking at his agent, "What's so funny? With Steve, I finally have job security."

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    That is too funny, yo.

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