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Houston no longer fattest city

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Castor27, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. Major Malcontent

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    I weigh 300 and I am smart enough to know it is the lean turkey breast that is the problem, its this kind of slacking from our fattest residents that caused us to lose our title.
     
  2. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    starvation is pretty much the only suitable dieting choice.

    i've been sick/depressed for about a week or so, and have lost 10 lbs.

    my solution? you guessed it.

    get sick, and be sure to be depressed as well.

    works like a charm.
     
  3. swilkins

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    What the hell is that? A lasagna sandwich?
     
  4. Isabel

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    lol, guess I should have picked a different picture of a pulled pork sandwich. That one 1) had coleslaw on it (gross, I agree, but a local tradition), and 2) had an extra bun in the middle like a Big Mac. I was just so tired of searching for images by then...

    I know a lot of people who have gone on the "divorce diet". Painful and not recommended, but you get depressed and you lose weight. You're not going out to eat with anyone anymore. And then you spend a lot of time in the gym because 1) you're going to have to impress the opposite sex again, and 2) what else were you doing with your free time anyway?

    The problem is that some of us end up stuffing our faces when we're depressed. Or at least we don't lose any of our regular appetite.
     
  5. reggietodd

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    This could be part of the reason for the divorce. I feel that you should always try to impress and look good for your significant other.
     
  6. Hmm

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    A big penis on the fella, and big boobs on the gal make for one succesfull marriage.
     

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