If anyone ever says that cargo shorts are lame, you just tell them that I filled both bottom pockets with dirt from home plate and the mound that day. I've given away shotglasses full of Dome Dirt to 7 or 8 people...if I can find the rest of it I'll mail you some, no lie.
I was at that game with my crossdressing biker gang friend. He liked to wear a blonde wig when out. We were on the field when my friend said he was going to run over to the pitcher's mound and lay one right on this guy he'd been eyeing all night's lips. And lo and behold, he did it. Was hilarious watching that guy think Miss America just frenched him. My buddy and I laughed all the way back to the Blue Oyster Bar. Never did find out who that guy was. Great times!
I think I've mentioned this before. Maybe not. But you know those amalgams where they blend like... a bunch of celebrities or people to make 1 single version of the group? That's what she looks like, except for UofH. Don't @ me. And don't post a hillbilly representing TAMU @Buck Turgidson - we have it rough enough this year as it is. At least we're not in the Big 12 I guess.
I was upset when Reyna left Channel 2, but her replacement is really starting to grow on me. Naturally beautiful without having to try as hard as JRey.
"I was going to use protection, but then I thought 'hey, when am I ever going to be in Haiti again?'" --Bad Idea Jeans
Retiring after nearly three decades on air... One of those news items that makes you realize how fast the years are flying by...
Melissa Wilson is one of my exes best friends. She just posted she's been here 21 years. I swear it was longer.
