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Houston Chronicle writer by day, striper by night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobmarley, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. LonghornFan

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    Holy chit, lmao! I know her pretty well. Met her at one of the wife's charity events and became Facebook friends. Still see her at different events and we always talk. She is very stuck up, kind of a b**** to (or talks about) other women and complains A LOT. I had NO idea she was a stripper though. Never really knew what she did, just thought she was a social scene w**** who liked to show up to show off.

    The wife is gonna love this one...
     
  2. RocketMan Tex

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    A ho is a ho, even if they write for the Comical.

    That being said....Rich Connelly stooped pretty damn low with this one. Looks like the Houston Press loves to bring the hammer down on the Comical.
     
  3. Angkor Wat

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    I think this is awesome. Now only if all girls were this cool with the stripping thing
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Especially since 2008.
     
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  5. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    Separated at birth?
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Would definitely hit!
     
  7. Yung-T

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    Would hit, all the guys here that know her have to compete who bangs her first. Their should be a CF.net price for the guy that bangs her.
     
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    I guess if I had a LOT of spare income I might visit strip clubs more than the once a decade or so I manage, but my friend dated a stripper and she said almost none of the girls had anything but thinly veiled contempt for their customers.

    I mean this woman is clearly "slumming" hoping to get a big payout with a book/movie deal.....but when you are so aloof you can't even "get into" having oral sex performed on you by what I assume is an attractive celebrity, how much fun would she be for a real guy.

    I'd rather spend my limited resources on a girl who genuinely likes me, 80 dollars for dinner and a movie doesn't guarantee me sex, but I like my chances better than at the club. Plus I don't have to read about how inadequate I am the next day on some trashy blog.
     
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  9. thadeus

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  10. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    What the hell is her problem. If a guy is dropping some hard earned ducats to have her rub up on his man udders, then she better damn well get those things as pointy as a number two pencil eraser...AND THEN GO MAKE HIM A GD SANDWICH!!!
     
  11. what

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    When with the ridiculous tutu she looks hot: would hit!
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Fixed.
     
  13. CCorn

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    I heard Pancakes strips also.
     
  14. Prince

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    doing it for the money is not honorable.

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  15. SwoLy-D

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    Fixed. :eek: Please learn to SPELL, brother.
    Oh, she does, doesn't she...? ;)

    Dude. You DON'T want to bring in your wife into this conversation. You don't. :eek: But then again, when have you listened to me?
     
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  16. Yung-T

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    Sorry, must've been a mental blackout. Stop always lashing out at people that write something wrong, majority just has blackouts, it's not that we can't spell it correct. Especially us non-native speakers tend to twist things up from time to time. :eek:
     
  17. IBTL

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    A prize for banging a w****? umm how about you make the prize a thousand bucks and I will give her $50 for the thadeus to hit that. I will keep $100 for my pimpery services, and the rest to the tip jar.. git r dun clutch!

    yeah so does the rest of houston..

    Dude for $20 bucks I can drop my genetic material on her to 'know her' as well.

    I'll pass since the whole time I will be looking down thinking

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  18. Yung-T

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    I'm good with that, as long as Thad provides some pictures (or possbily a HD home-movie?...nah, SD is fine with me.) to show us how it went down. She has to wear that green skirt though (for the foreplay), looked hot in it.

    Now all we need is people here to donate the money for the prize pool.
    Get er done Clutchfaaans.
     
  19. IBTL

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    even better we send like Space city kid to go and be all crude dick sink washing.

    A video of that chin? I'd almost rather see black and white of john mclain getting anna megan to earn her 'stripes' chronicle style.
     
  20. Yung-T

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    ^^
    Could make a outdoor scene where SCK bangs dat hoe in his awesome red car, would twist things up for the audience. Another scene at the sink, then one with his bummer girls for a threesome.
     

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