You know, North Korea has loosened up their tourism restrictions and are allowing Americans into their country with less discrimination--and now you can even visit outside of the month of May! Sure, you'll have to be escorted around by two guards at all times, but the dreary atmosphere and stern, emotionless (barring the intense sadness that will seep out from time to time) faces of everyone you meet will soon have you forgetting that! Don't be cliche with the Bahamas, or some tropical beach resort, some boring, erudite European vacation, or the "Great American Roadtrip"... head somewhere where you might never have the chance to go to again (maybe because you got blacklisted, maybe not)! North Korea, the honeymoon country.
