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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rimrocker, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. rimrocker

    rimrocker Member

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    So I'm helping my daughter with math and there's a problem where she has to figure out something about fractions based on the free throw percentages of John Stockton and Karl Malone.

    I changed the names to Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler and wrote a note to the teacher about this horrible educational experience. Nobody teaches my kid anything about the Jazz except hatred.

    Rockets Forever!
     
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  2. LCII

    LCII Member

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    cool story, bro
     
  3. mikennite

    mikennite Member

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    But did you change the free-throw percentages as well?
     
  4. HTown_TMac

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    lmfao I feel you, but...

    This might be something you needed to do also.
     
  5. DreamRun95

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    Lol Jazz free throws - " Mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays"
     
  6. conquistador#11

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    scan the note and post if he replies to it!
     
  7. Mr. Dominant

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    Would have been nice to show us a picture of the paper! Haha.
     
  8. tmoney1101

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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaaaat.
     
  9. Zboy

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    Malone couldnt even be in a homework problem without an assist from Stockton.
     
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    Your daughter failed to turn the assignment in. If you'd like to discuss this in a parent-teacher conference please contact me.
     
  11. mikennite

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    I guess the law firm isn't working for you huh?
     

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