Journeyman baseball pitchers stuck in the minors don't have a lot of cash. Anyway I know how we can settle this. Give me a billion then I will go to a bar with some journeyman minor leaguer and we'll see who gets more action.
You underestimate the stupidity of chicks in bars. They are not all Surinamese aid workers. I know girls who think that MLS players are the sh-t and make tons of money. MLS for christ's sake! I make a lot more than those guys. Girls hear the words "pro athlete" and that's all they need to hear, and assume that they're rich and in great shape. There's a journeyman LH relief pitcher formerly of the Devil Rays who has been in an dout of the minors whose name I forget, but his fiance is the hottest woman I have ever seen in person. HIs hook with her? "hey I play pro baseball"
He probably has them.......it doesn't sound like this is in an area where conveyances typically have mineral reservations.
