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What is your favourite Hollinsism?

  1. That's the sauce baby

    17.6%
  2. GOON SQUAD

    39.2%
  3. I see you young fella

    19.6%
  4. I played with Player X at Team X

    13.7%
  5. Other (please post it)

    9.8%
  1. WestendMassive

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  2. Downtown Sniper

    Downtown Sniper Contributing Member

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    You're missing the Hollinsism where he needs to reach for a tissue each time he says it.

    *Garuba breathes

    Hollins:





    "USMAN GARUBA BABEEEE"
     
  3. ashleyem

    ashleyem Member

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    He just got Ackermanned!
     
  4. Francis3422

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    “He got hit in his other parts”
     
  5. J.R.

    J.R. Member

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    Ryan Hollins sucks.

    Some complained about Bullard being repetitive. What is Hollins?

    “Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Shot clock winding down. Gotta go!”
    “HAHA CRAIG, THAT’S THE SAUCE BABY!”
    “CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG, GOON SQUAD DOIN’ WORK! CRAIG!”
    “CRAIG! HAHA HE GOT ACKERMAN’D!”
     
  6. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Contributing Member

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    No one will ever be as bad as Clyde, but Ryan is on the low end for sure. He doesn't offer much insight and has very few anecdotes considering how many stops he made. Just a lot of rah-rah and boomshakalaka. He's what you would get if an AI listened to 10,000 hours of Dick Vitale and then created a generic analyst for 2K.
     
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  7. TimDuncanDonaut

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  8. ThatBoyNick

    ThatBoyNick Member

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    The phrase is only $20

    Nice try Tilman, but we know nothing is under 20 in the Rockets shop.


    To add to this thread

    MargaREEETas

    Not a penny not a nickel, that's a dime

    UCLA

    I can't wait for the day the Rockets buy an AI system and just run Bill's bot.
     
  9. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    "When {player/s} do {action}, good things happen!"
     
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  10. JW86

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    He's very, very obnoxious when he gets excited. Any chance to say BABYYY and use that high pitched squirrel like voice of his. Wish I could enjoy him more, but I just cannot. Cannot wait for him to leave.
     
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  11. Reeko

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    his yelling and enthusiasm seems so forced and over the top…Hollins, calm your ass down

    stop mixing Hennessy with your coffee
     
  12. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    I’m not a huge fan, yet it’s great when he slips in his occasional X’s and O’s talk. Rare for announcers to name the action/play, but he does it subtlety during play, so it’s easy to miss. Gotta stay alert if you appreciate BBall terminology like me.

    Wish he’d do it more, and actually as analysis during replays. Definitely better than Clyde, Bullard and Calvin when he shares tidbits of knowledge, but his forced excitement, hyper talk is hard to listen too.
     
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  13. DeBeards

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    I would enjoy hollins yelling 'barbeque chickens' for 100 times
     
  14. Hank McDowell

    Hank McDowell Member

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  15. clos4life

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    Hollins is not someone I want to hear on my TV. If only Calvin was allowed to come back...
     
  16. aaquaa

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    "Not a penny, not a nickel, that's a dime baby!"
    Now that's a long ass catchphrase.
     
  17. javal_lon

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    Nothing stands out to me.. He's so damn corny.. kinda like what Russell Wilson would sound like doing football games..
     
  18. Aruba77

    Aruba77 Contributing Member

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    unfortunately Calvin can barely string together two coherent sentences. Have you been watching his halftime commentary? Definitely not the same Calvin. Father Time has caught up.

    Believe me I was a huge Calvin supporter and hated that Les essentially exiled him. But we’re two decades too late at this point.

    it would be good if they could find someone that had at least some sort of affiliation with Houston or the rockets.
     
    #18 Aruba77, Nov 27, 2022
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  19. Rockets34Legend

    Rockets34Legend Contributing Member

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    The best is when he announces the special at the Rockets shop. It's horrible...
     
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  20. Rockets34Legend

    Rockets34Legend Contributing Member

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    Played out and annoying.
     
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