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  1. MoBalls

    MoBalls Contributing Member

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    Playboy seeks Home Depot women

    Men's publication has eyes for No. 1 home improvement chain after spreads of Enron and Wal-Mart.
    May 13, 2004: 7:42 AM EDT



    NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy is trying to find out if the young woman who helps you find a bolt at Home Depot has something else she wants to show you.

    Playboy.com says it is seeking female employees of the largest home improvement chain to "shuck their orange smocks and show their hardware."

    The adult men's publication has previously run pictorials of the women of collapsed energy trader Enron, the world's largest coffee chain Starbucks and the world's largest retailer Wal-Mart.

    In 2003, Wal-Mart banned several men's titles, including FHM, Stuff and Maxim after receiving complaints about their content.

    For those Home Depot (HD: Research, Estimates) employees interested in applying for the pictorial, Playboy.com said they can send a headshot and a full-body shot, bikini-clad or nude, a copy of a government-issued ID proving they are 18 or older, and a recent pay stub proving they are employed by Home Depot.

    When contacted, Home Depot released a statement saying "the company is aware of this invitation, but does not endorse it, support it, nor are we affiliated with it in any way."


    http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/13/news/fortune500/playboy_hd/index.htm?cnn=yes

    My Home Depot doesnt have any hotties....:mad:
     
  2. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    uh...I think that's true of all Home Depot's and that goes for Lowes or any home improvement store...
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    I ran out of bird seed this morning, so I'm stopping at the one on Chimney Rock and West Bellfort after work today. I will let you know if I see any hotties there. All I've ever seen there are coldies.
     
  4. nyquil82

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    best "made you think it was a misspell but it really wasn't" title for a thread ever.
     
  5. yipengzhao

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    i mean seriously... they keep trying to get people who work for these nationwide chains.

    like walmart and home depot. i just don't see anybody working there having the 3000+ dollars to throw around to get a boob job. seriously... i really wonder if any of those people actually work at those places.
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    Well, I just returned from my Home Depot run, and I can safely say that none of the women who work at the Home Depot at Chimney Rock and West Bellfort will be appearing in the pictorial....unless Playboy decides to change the title to "The Large Women of Home Depot!" :D:D:D
     
  7. Rockets2K

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    The Loewsx and Home Depots over by me have a few that might qualify...Im not real sure they are all over 18 tho...
    We seem to have quiet a few youngish looking girls working at them..wonder if it is a decision based on management?...maybe the managers of these places over here are more inclined to hire girls...

    however...they only work at the registers...you dont see any actually working the departments..of course...sometimes it is difficult to find anyone actually working in their departments.:(
     
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    Women of Home Depot??

    What's next..............Women of Denny's?
     
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    Who says they pay for the surgeries themselves? :)
     
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Home Depots are filled with these:
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  11. macalu

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    F'n Word man. everytime i need help in a dept. i have to walk half a mile across the damn store to find help. of course, when i find someone the typical response is, "there is someone in that dept to help you." BS, motherf*cker, why do you think i came to find you?
     
  12. MoBalls

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    Because he was the first HD person you found? kidding

    My Home Depot (290)......no luck.

    Playboy mag is smart, they know that everytime I go to Home Depot, I get wood.
     
  13. Preston27

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    BOOO!:D
     
  14. MoBalls

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    this mic on ?....thump thump ......this mic on ? ;)
     

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