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Hmm now we know why Bonzi Wells groin hurts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tested911, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. Hmm

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    Point is, Ill-SKillz jokes were lame, exaggeratingly inaccurate, and highly psychologically suspicious..

    The girl wasn't ugly (perhaps he needs glasses), and for being on the heavy side, there was no evidence of cottage cheese also known as 'cellulite' nor of a protruding "rotound"(which by the way means perfectly round) flabby gut.. all MUSTS for jokes involving heavy machinery and lifts.

    The jokes were infact very reminiscent of the skinny, boney school boy that's always quick to point out who's fat. It's the ole exaggerated lowering of others humor fueled by deep insecure physical complexities that is behind this.

    I am indifferent on the matter of what makes for physical beauty, atleast in this thread.. There just simply was no need, provocation, purpose, truth, relativity, or relevancy to his humor.. And, that's the only reason for my involvement.

    And, to conclude my contribution to this thread..

    Here is a picture... of Ill-Skills.. and his date..





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  2. fba34

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    fat or not, which i dont think she is, she does have a rather beautiful face. kind of beyonce/alicia keys looking smile.

    of course some of you might not consider her being beautiful, but then again, i dont get to date the type of women you guys go out with.
     
  3. Shroopy2

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    No one's required to give this girl or any girl with extra weight on her a favorable opinion. Everyone has different standards of what they think looks good. Someone here dogged the girl on her appearance. Then went with that and proceeded to smear the ones that do like her looks to make them into some lowlifes for thinking that way. Mostly to enhance his own 'playa' image. Thats cool and all and I'm all for girls rated 8-10 but its just tough to sell that in here? Real 'playas' if they got it don't have to go the extra lengths cracking on people. It's like a girl making sure to mention how she's about the about Louis Vuitton and Versace and that kinda stuff. Good at first. After 15th-16th mention who cares.

    Not that I'ma a chubby sympathiser though. :p Women in this country gotta lessen the food intakes for real! Especially in Texas. And I agree Bonzi at his status should be doing way way better than that. But obviously it was just 2 chicks looking for a photo-op and the photographers at the club failed to showcase Bonzi with better product around him. If you're gonna let your face get shown like that opening yourself up for getting slammed then at least have some near models around you, make it count! :D
     
  4. pettinati

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    performance n. The act of performing or the state of being performed. The act or style of performing a work or role before an audience.


    If you watched today, you would've seen her perform her single.

    Sorry guy, but you're a LAME.
     
  5. pettinati

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    and finally the truth comes out.
     
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    ding, ding, ding! we have a winner!
     
  7. pettinati

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    Beyond anything...Rockets in 07....
     
  8. user

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    You don't argue about fat chicks with Houstonian who live in the fattest city in the states. Houston loves fat chicks, period!

    Oh... after google it, I just found out that Houston dropped to the 5th fattest city in the states. What's happening? Houston, you have a task at your hand! Regain the title please!!

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-01-06-fittest-city_x.htm
     
  9. Faos

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    [​IMG]

    "Did you fellas see who Bonzi was hangin' with the other night?"
    Vince Young

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    "Yeah, Bonzi was chillin' with some real skanks."
    Jermaine O'Neal

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    "I'm Mike James, b****!"

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    "Hey, Nick, did you see which way Bonzi went with those two fine ladies?"
    "Yeah, Posey, he went dat way."
     
  10. Pistol Pete

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    Look Hmmmm job,

    I'm sure you enjoy reading posts and imagining the size of a poster's body and penis is great source of fun for you. It's a little strange to the hetero sexual crowd but have at it.

    Not that it means anything to anyone but you, I'm far from a scrawny little guy.

    As far as someone needing glasses, I suggest you purchase a pair. The reason you saw no cottage cheese is because she was sitting (with half her ass hanging out) and her leg was bent which stretched her skin. If you had some semblance of a brain, you'd see her knee was bigger than most people's head and that woulda given you a clue that she was probably gonna be flabby when she stood up.

    And who gives a damn what you think there is a need for.
     
  11. Pistol Pete

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    Says the the promoter guy pimping out a flamboyant singer on a basketball forum. That's damn funny.
     
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    I'm not a promoter.

    You're still a lame.

    I'm still a die hard rocket fan.

    And let's get it straight, b****. Ya'll brought my artist into this, I wasnt pimping ****.
     
  13. pettinati

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    .......
     
  14. Pistol Pete

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    I defended your artist when her appearance was cracked on, homie. If you are extolling her virtues and telling when she is going to be performing, that's called promoting or in slang terms pimping.
     
  15. Pistol Pete

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    Pennatti, could ya not focus on my penis again and again, it's getting kind of creepy.
     
  16. koopa

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    THe one on his left lap has a lot of booty, maybe too much for him to handle so hurt his groin? :eek:
     
  17. longinthetooth

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    nicole richies father is black..

    that is all..
     
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    She was adpoted. :)
     
  19. Pistol Pete

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    Nicole's parents were musician friends of Lionel Richie's, I think.
     
  20. longinthetooth

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    so then I am wrong?!?

    I will be the first member in clutch bbs history to admit - they were wrong?!?!?!

    :eek:
     

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