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Hmm now we know why Bonzi Wells groin hurts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tested911, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. Another Brother

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    Something tellz me that you wouldn't know what to do with either...playa. :rolleyes:
     
  2. Pistol Pete

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    In a gay coffee house maybe......

    He found out where his money went.... He didn't know it went to evil people until it was too late.
     
  3. TheHangover

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    Get a grip on yourself. It's generally accepted for comedic purposes that Asians have small penises. It's like saying that Jews like money and bagels or that blacks play basketball and eat fried chicken. It's tongue-in-cheek humor. If you can't accept comedic racist ribbing, than you are obviously a very insecure person.
     
  4. Pistol Pete

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    Something tell me you're wrong, homeslice. I knock boots with Sofia Vergara and plow a field with the one on Bonzi's lap.
     
  5. Pistol Pete

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    In before the ban.

    Let me be the first to say, it was nice not knowing you.
     
  6. verse

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    all i know is that her thighs would make great earmuffs. :)
     
  7. wnes

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    LOL ... last time a thread containing chinaman debate got split into two, with one going to D&D. And then we have a dude named BrockStrapper burst onto the stage and assume the role of a fanatic China basher.

    Now watch for a BS-II in the making and let me be the first to say, "in before the split!"
     
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  8. TheHangover

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    According to who? Hakeem Olajuwon himself? Exactly. I love the guy, I had his poster on my wall, and wished he was my father. But that doesn't change the fact that he's an eccentric Muslim with a lot of money. Not to mention that he now lives in Jordan and used to openly criticize American policies. He even used to talk about how he looked forward to retiring so that he could move out of the US and to Canada, and even expedited that with the Raptors saga. This has been thoroughly argued over before so there's no real reason to rehash it.
     
  9. compucomp

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    Yep, sounds about right.
     
  10. Pistol Pete

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    King Kong could use her thighs for ear muffs.

    Here's where I got a problem with this past weeks "operation bed down with Bonzi". Bonzi's a millionaire chasing skeezers and that was all he could drum up. I haven't seen that piss poor production since slick Willie slumpbusted with Lewinsky. This country's economy can slump but it hasn't ever slumped that damn bad. Willie could brought every third world economy known to man outta a slump when he tapped Lewinsky.

    Bonzi, I expect more outta you. Next time someone pulls out a camera and you got a 300lb chick on your lap, make sure you have a beer in your hand. You can then at least say you were drunk.
     
  11. TheHangover

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    So clever. I don't see why everyone is having such a hard time digesting what I said. This is a forum about the Rockets and sports in general, why does it have to be PG? Anytime someone makes a racial or sensitive quip they should be censored and banned? Go watch Deuce Bigelow 2, the entire movie has a subplot about small Asian penises. That's comedy, fellas.
     
  12. Pistol Pete

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    Point me to that discussion, please. I never read it.

    As far as the racial crap you posted, it was out of line.
     
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    I guess u guys are bored that regular season hasnt started. Mutumbo was in the same party and nobody gives a damn.

    Show your playa some love thats exactly what Bonzi needs. The Kings fans showed Bonzi lots of love last season and even chanting "Bonzi, Bonzi, Bonzi, ..." in games and Bonzi played really well for them.
     
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    *ANTIQUATED REFERENCE ALERT*


    Listen Nil-Skillz don't talk about, be about it.
     
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    It may or may not have been discussed on this website. But I know people who know or knew Hakeem and that is what they had to say after the terrorist news came out. Basically, he's a great guy and it's hard to believe, but it's very plausible that he knew full well who he was supporting.

    Secondly, do me a favor Skillz, or actually all of the Clutchfans community. Start a new thread titled "Clutchfans Demographics" with a poll and options "White, Black, Mexican/Hispanic, Asian, Other" and see what kind of results we get. In the 80's the majority of Rockets fans were either black or white. During the championship runs, that was still the case with a smattering of Hispanic and Asian fans. Currently, I'd wager to say that whites are now in the minority.
     
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    Don't start nuthin, won't be nuthin... ;)

    Can I borrow your slang reference book?
     
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    i am, literally, crying right now. please stop the abuse.
     
  18. Pistol Pete

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    So we are supposed to know about some discussion on some busted ass website. Ok.....


    I'm not gonna assist you and get kicked out of here. My answer to your request is just like mine with the the chick on Bonzi's lap... "I'm not going down like that."
     
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    I'll trade you. I've got the latest volume. ;)
     
  20. sjackson0

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    hEY sKILLZ

    tell the truth and shame the devil....you're scared of her huh?
    She makes you a lil nervous knowing that she would control you and pop your cherry lol You're cool with me regardless.


    ooohh Go Rockets
     

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