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Hmm now we know why Bonzi Wells groin hurts

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tested911, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. Pistol Pete

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    Actually, you may be right.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Richie

    On a side note....Not surprising, her godfather is Michael Jackson.
     
  2. pettinati

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    Dude, on the cool....you are a hoe ass dude, and an internet nerd.

    Talking greasy on the internet is not player. Antagonising people in the internet is not player. Giving uninformed opinions on the internet is not player. Making enemies on a Rockets forum with other Rocket fans is not player.

    You are not player.
     
  3. Gummi Clutch

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    "what ever happened to some good ol fashioned pan cake butt?"
     
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    This thread is an absolute classic...I am bookmarking it for future reference...
     
  5. Hmm

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    This Ill-skillz guy/gal is a riot.... :D


    "questionable penis size" and now the guy has me picturing his penis and body?


    "her knees were bigger than heads, cottage was hidden, if you would use your imagination and all that blah blah this is why the joke." followed by a "who gives a damn what u think' retort which is usually not preceeded by an explanation..

    just not the same 'tude' with it, ill-skillz..... :(

    "ya slipping E-playa"

    The effort this guy's putting forth just for: "ha ha, she's fat! ugly too! I playa. she fat and ugly! did I say fat? Omg so fat! ugly! Me playa, she fat and ugly! I'm such a playa! ... did i say she was fat?? Oh and.. Im a playa! :) "
     
  6. jgreen91

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    I'm not sold on Bonzi, I don't think he really cares enough to be a big contributor to this basketball team. The chick on his lap is fine, shes thick but not fat, i'd hit it without hesitation, i've hit thicker. And AB is hilarious, he is in the right industry. Carry on.
     
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    Hellz yeah...
     
  8. KingCheetah

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    NOT!!Atleast not for me...it makes since for some people to like thinner women because they have thinner women, but for us that’s a little more gifted in that area can appreciate a women with nice thick thighs and butt. Me personally a women who is 130 and down is built like a teenage girl in my eyes. I’m a grown man and need some grown meat. I have a hommie who happens to be white and he told me to my face that the reason he doesn’t like all that junk in the trunk is because he can’t reach and it get in the way, so illskillz or whatever his name is might be in the same boat. The women lying down that skillz showed has a nice shape, but she is really skinny. She butt naked anywomen would look little thick if they but is showing and a g string is in between there crack.
     
  10. Pistol Pete

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    A hoe ass dude? LOL You're a broke d*ck wannabe producer. You remind me of when Jethro Bodine decided to be a Hollywood Agent....
     
  11. Pistol Pete

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    Blah Blah all that = Ill Skillz just busted my ass....

    As far as your dream girl...

    She doesn't have cottage cheese...she's got village cheese.
     
  12. XxShadyPinkxX

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    :eek: Hell I'll take her....thunder thighs and all. She is beautiful.

    As for the certain members on making an effort to diss her, its kinda pitiful. I don't know about u, but if i was that much of a "playa", :rolleyes: instead of bein on an internet forum talkin about how i prefer smaller women w/no curves, i'd be out gettin them women. That being said....


    Let Bonzi have his fun. When reg. season starts and he's still pullin crap like this, then we'll have a problem.
     
  13. Pistol Pete

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    Gifted in what area? Heavy Lifting?

    Another guy speculating on the size of another guys package.... What's with this place?

    Sophia Vergara is not skinny. She's got a good figure. She can wear a G string. The girl in the photo with Bonzi would need to wear an A-Z string to keep from getting arrested for indecent exposure.
     
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    And if you were a playa.... You wouldn't be settling for leftovers....
     
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    Honestly Skillz....your card has been pulled. You really need to let it ride man. You are going way out of your way to define the word r****dation. You're dissing these chics like you're Brad Pitt's seed or something.... It's really not playa man and NOT funny. You're only cracking yourself up and I don't think it's really funny to you...you're just not man enough to let it die. People are commenting about you for a reason, but if you'd like to continue to diss these chics and try to PROVE your points......you're only hurting you're own creditability on one of your favorite websites


    But hELL.....what do I know?

    Keep it pimp'n

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  16. Pistol Pete

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    Give up the internet White Knight act and mind your own business. If they mention me in their posts, I have a right to respond.
     
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    Root canal? I'm sure Bonzi is doing to much diggin' in the sushi bar!! :D
     
  18. sjackson0

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    Mind my business huh? You talk big **** behind that monitor huh? It's cool.....I'm be the "white knight", but you look silly. Pride is a f&cked up thing sometimes.....go down in flames then playboy. I'll visit every now and then to check on your status. If you're going to be ass, might as well be the biggest one you can be.....Keep your butthole tight!
     
  19. Pistol Pete

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    That's the most played out response in the history of the internet. Save it. I think Al Gore used that one the day after he invented the internet.

    Now a guy's worrying about my butthole.. Where are you guys posting from? TDC? If so I can see why a big girl don't botha ya. She's probably not as big as your cellmate.
     
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  20. sjackson0

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    What's played out about it? Did I threaten you? It's true.....I know you're type. It's really obvious that you're kina insecure about yourself and in complete denial (some people are oblivious to the obvious so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt) Trying too hard to belittle people in order to make yourself look better (bigger lol) is always the pimp'n thing to do



    Man you're a funny fellow
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