Q: Who are to two people that not be allowed to mate for the love of God, atheists, democrats, Jews, Palestinians,Catholics Protestants, Rebublicans, and all things good? A: 10 pens, 70 rubberbands, rubber cement, and 5 hours.
Bump Realizing that I don't want to answer myself, we need to get this thread going again. Don't let it die! Last response was this: A: Heypartner
Q: What are Cato's hands usually referred to as when he can't grab a pass? A: Duct tape, Some C-4, and a clogged toilet.
Q: If the Knicks became a football team, where would they play their home games? A: A whip, chains, and a thong.
Q: What will be the first word's TheFreak's new baby hears when he asks about his conception? A: Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah
What does Shallow Hal see in a multi-racial woman after being repeatedly hypnotized and unhypnotized? A. Powdered Water
Q: What did Clyde the Glide wished he had when he bumped into crispee the other night at the Rockets-Nuggets game? A: "No soup for you!"
What does every fan scream when they find out the star player on their favorite team becomes a Chunky Soup spokesperson? A: Big Goober Fish!
Q: What does Band Geek Mobster turn into in the full moon night. A: Stargate, wormhole, blackhole, quantum singularity
Q: What did sect. 25 in the Compaq center do when an unemployed Thomas Hamilton attempted to pull a Morgana on Dan Langhi? A: Akeem Abdul Ali.
Q: what 3 items are gr8-1 not allowed to play with until he turms 60? A: deep fried goat testicles with a basil-lemon vinegrette...
