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Hilarious thread..

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001.

  1. gr8-1

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    Q: GRrr.... What do women with A-cups wear to trick you into believing they are C-cups??? :mad:


    A: Jo-mo and Mohatma (This is a movie reference, if it helps).
     
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    Q. What or who are two things in a movie I know nothing about?

    A. The worst of all
     
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    Q: What is the phrase commonly used by teenge girls to refer to their mundane problems?

    A: I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
     
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    Q: What does BGM say after ripping into any troll who dares post negative Rockets trash on CC.net?

    A: Yellow dye #5
     
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    What causes my urine to turn that funky color after eating junkfood?

    A: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
     
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    Q: What does Kelvin Cato say after getting b!tchslapped in practice?

    A: R0ckets 03
     
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    Q: What team has the lowest FG% and what is it?

    A: 555-JAZZ
     
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    Q: what # do you call when you want 2 old farts to mow your lawn.

    A: i need a monk!
     
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    Q. What does a sex crazed nun say all the time?

    A. Phosphoric acid
     
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    Q: What substance was used to blind CD and Rudy in giving Kelvin Cato his current contract?

    A: "Worst episode, ever!"
     
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    Q: What did the acid addict say after he woke up and found out he had "gettinbranded" tatooed on his forehead.

    A: Indiana Jones and the Heisman trophy
     
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    Q. If there was a fourth installment of Indiana Jones, what would be the title of the movie?

    A. I came, I saw, I puked
     
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    Q: What did Rudy T say when he saw the Thomas Hamilton/ Kelvin Cato one-on-one in practice.

    A: ruggedly handsome.
     
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    Q: How does Robert Redford describe Robert Redford?

    A: Extra crunchy
     
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    Q: What adjective does gettingbranded use to describe his favorite food?

    A: The movie, "The Crying Game"
     
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    Q: What movie did my friend Dustin have to watch for his Asian studies class, while the rest of us went to see Matrix?

    A: Constant head with back pressure using the Corps of Engineers Manual
     
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    What section starts on page 617 in the book entitled "Karma Sutra in the 21st Century"?

    A: Rocky Mountain Oysters
     
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    Q. Can you name an oyster which really isn't an oyster at all?

    A. 1st and 60
     
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    Q: What does 1st and ten look like to Farris?

    A: I want a Toyota, not a toy yoda.
     
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    Q: What is the most repeated phrase that customers say to Star Wars junkies who have to work at a Toyota dealership?

    A: Love Potion # 90
     

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