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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001.

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  1. Manny Ramirez

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    Q: Who was R0ckets 03's favorite baseball team before the Yankees this year?

    A: Huh???
     
    #61 Manny Ramirez, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q. What did the deaf man say to the blind man?

    A. Poo Poo Platter
     
    #62 Franchise2001, Nov 2, 2001
  3. Manny Ramirez

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    Q: What's the only thing that gettingbranded touches without washing his hands afterwards?

    A: glynch.
     
    #63 Manny Ramirez, Nov 2, 2001
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    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Q: What is the handle for the mythical george Lynch fan?

    A: Service Area
     
    #64 Joe Joe, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q. What is the backroom of the strip club in Austin that Kenny Thomas went to called?

    A. You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
     
    #65 HOOP-T, Nov 2, 2001
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    q: what did the doctor say to a distraught John Stockton after he had an accident with a Swedish pen!s enlargement machine?

    a: gettingbranded's closet.
     
    #66 gr8-1, Nov 2, 2001
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    q: where can you find a toilet bowl plunger, 2 boxes of medium sized rubber gloves, and lots of vaseline?

    a: Codename Assfinger
     
    #67 3fingeredgus, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q. While trying to sneak into Bulls training camp, what did Roy D Elton say when the guard asked him for his press pass?

    A. Touch my monkey, TOUCH IT!!!
     
    #68 HOOP-T, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q: What was said to gettingbranded to cause him to become a germophobe?

    A: Picking boogers.
     
    #69 Manny Ramirez, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q: What is a troll's 2nd favorite pasttime after writing a nonintellectually stimulating post on CC.net?

    A: Methane gas and blow torch.
     
    #70 Joe Joe, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q: What is the most popular method of celebration in Los Angeles after the Lakers win an NBA title?

    A: Golden Girls reruns
     
    #71 A-Train, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q: What does Kelvin Cato watch to get himself pumped up for a game?

    A: Comassie blue filter
     
    #72 red, Nov 2, 2001
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    Q: What is the "Scottie Pippen" of the condom industry?

    A: Red no Blue. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #73 Joe Joe, Nov 3, 2001
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    Q: What was Kelvin Cato saying to the baloon man at the party barn???

    A: Jass, Hugh.
     
    #74 gr8-1, Nov 3, 2001
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    Q: What was the name that Bart Simpson used to prankcall Moe that backfired on him?

    A: Major Applewhite.
     
    #75 Manny Ramirez, Nov 3, 2001
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    Q: Who holds the record for most TDs thrown by a Texans quaterback?

    A: The inescapable, enduring power of sarcasm
     
    #76 Joe Joe, Nov 4, 2001
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    Q: What do certain naive posters on this bbs fail to grasp?

    A: toothless
     
    #77 gr8-1, Nov 5, 2001
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    Q. The reason why everyone likes getting head from gettinbranded's mom is because she is......

    A. Pee Wee Herman
     
    #78 Franchise2001, Nov 5, 2001
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    Q:Who is the only person that's been intimate with Pee Wee Herman?

    A: :eek:
     
    #79 Joe Joe, Nov 5, 2001
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    What did I look like when DaMooch won the game with a last second three? (if my face was painted purple, and all my hair was shaved off, and I had no body,...)

    A: Miracle Bra
     
    #80 mr_gootan, Nov 5, 2001
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