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Hilarious thread..

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001.

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  1. gr8-1

    gr8-1 Member

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    you guys are right. to continue thsi thrread though:


    Q: What was Manny diagnosed with when he went to the psychaitrist?


    A: Dave Jamerson
     
    #41 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
  2. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Q: The greatest insult you can call a basketball player

    A: Fellowship of the Ring
     
    #42 Joe Joe, Oct 31, 2001
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    Q. What won't Malone and Stockton ever experience?

    A. San Francisco
     
    #43 Franchise2001, Oct 31, 2001
  4. gr8-1

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    Q: What did Outlaw mean when he said "the meat market north of LA?"

    A: Atomic bomb. This is a fastball right down the plate fellas.
     
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  5. Franchise2001

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    Q. What gift do I wish I could give to Q8 Rocket for Chanukah?

    A. Balls
     
    #45 Franchise2001, Nov 1, 2001
  6. heypartner

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    Yet another ending to Franchise2001's signature.

    A. A Referee Swallowing a Whistle
     
    #46 heypartner, Nov 1, 2001
  7. Franchise2001

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    Fixed my signature just for you :D



    Q. What has two legs, black and white stripes, and is blind, deaf, and dumb?

    A. 7th Grade
     
    #47 Franchise2001, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q. What is Bill Walton's reading level?

    A. Britney Spears' new CD
     
    #48 VesceySux, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: what's the most common item used for target practise.

    A: lab rat
     
    #49 red, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q. What do you call a big, black dog with a rodent's tail?

    A. Athlete's foot on his butt.
     
    #50 fadeaway, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: What does dan Feagen deserve every day?

    A: Banana Thong
     
    #51 mr_gootan, Nov 1, 2001
  12. heypartner

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    My favorite thing to peel.

    Q. Got Milk?
     
    #52 heypartner, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: What is the question pamela Anderson Lee is asked the most?

    A: Stan Lee
     
    #53 Joe Joe, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: Who owns the complete set of superhero underoos?

    A: Tampon string
     
    #54 mr_gootan, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: What does Ellen DeGenerous get stuck in her teeth every night?

    A: Two sheep
     
    #55 A-Train, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: What has a higher cumulative IQ, the atm student body or two sheep?


    A: Jesus
     
    #56 gr8-1, Nov 1, 2001
  17. heypartner

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    What was the infamous first word of Adam when gazing his eyes upon the glory of Eve for the first time, which God then started using anytime he made something perfect?

    A. Yahoo!
     
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    Q: What does Crispee shout after every high 24?

    A: Size, font, color.
     
    #58 Joe Joe, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: What are Doctor of Dunk's 3 favorite things to adjust every day?

    A: Bob Rainey
     
    #59 Manny Ramirez, Nov 1, 2001
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    Q: Who makes Crispee seem non controversial?

    A: N/A
     
    #60 Joe Joe, Nov 1, 2001
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