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Hilarious: NFL QBs on Facebook.

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by Raven, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I wouldn't mind see our noodle-dicked QB's wife tied-up.
     
  2. sugrlndkid

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    This was awesome...loved the way the clowned on Matt and his broad...lolllllllllllllllllll
     
  3. BetterThanI

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    Best lines:

    "BECAUSE TONY ROMO IS POOP"

    "STEP ON A LEGO AND DIE KAEPERNICK!"

    "So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you"
     
  4. SK34

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    "he got dicked right up his dickhole" - tom brady on schaub

    "he got dicked right up his dickhole?" - cam newton

    "Gandhi said that, I believe" - Rg3

    LMFAOOOOOOOO
     
  5. desi tmac91

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    The only thing missing was more Russell Wilson trolling.
     
  6. leroy

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    I enjoyed the s*** they were giving Flacco and Ray Lewis' comments

    Ray Lewis - Sup you thunderc**ts?

    Drew Brees - Hey it's the hero of the game, Ray Lewis

    Joe Flacco - HIM? HOW IS HE THE HERO?

    Ray Lewis - Just remember, Flactard, this is my last chance at another Super Bowl title. Do NOT f*** this up for me or I will KILL you, understand?

    Flacco - Don't sweat it, Ray. I understand that you'll be very upset with me if we lose next week

    Lewis - YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING. I AM SAYING I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU, STASH MY BLOODY WHITE SUIT, LIE TO POLICE INVESTIGATORS, AND PAY A CIVIL SUIT TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN WHIL DENYING MY GUILT

    Josh Freeman - That's a disturbingly familiar plan.
     
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    First one of these I didn't finish reading.
     
  8. Poloshirtbandit

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    there were a few funny lines, but yeah tl;dr
     
  9. Fyreball

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    I await what "Joe Flacco" will say in the latest edition. :)
     
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    Wonder what the draft edition will be like? ;)
     
  14. leroy

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    That was actually less disturbing than a lot of the stuff Sam Bradford says in those Facebook thingies.
     
  16. J Sizzle

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    Hilarious as always. They need to start doing these for the NBA.

    Russell Wilson is always my favorite part
     

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