Best lines: "BECAUSE TONY ROMO IS POOP" "STEP ON A LEGO AND DIE KAEPERNICK!" "So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you"
"he got dicked right up his dickhole" - tom brady on schaub "he got dicked right up his dickhole?" - cam newton "Gandhi said that, I believe" - Rg3 LMFAOOOOOOOO
I enjoyed the s*** they were giving Flacco and Ray Lewis' comments Ray Lewis - Sup you thunderc**ts? Drew Brees - Hey it's the hero of the game, Ray Lewis Joe Flacco - HIM? HOW IS HE THE HERO? Ray Lewis - Just remember, Flactard, this is my last chance at another Super Bowl title. Do NOT f*** this up for me or I will KILL you, understand? Flacco - Don't sweat it, Ray. I understand that you'll be very upset with me if we lose next week Lewis - YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING. I AM SAYING I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU, STASH MY BLOODY WHITE SUIT, LIE TO POLICE INVESTIGATORS, AND PAY A CIVIL SUIT TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN WHIL DENYING MY GUILT Josh Freeman - That's a disturbingly familiar plan.
Brutal, hilarious, and somewhat depressing depending on which team you support. http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-mark-my-words/
That was actually less disturbing than a lot of the stuff Sam Bradford says in those Facebook thingies.
Hilarious as always. They need to start doing these for the NBA. Russell Wilson is always my favorite part