Hilarious: NFL QBs on Facebook.

I wouldn't mind see our noodle-dicked QB's wife tied-up.

 

This was awesome...loved the way the clowned on Matt and his broad...lolllllllllllllllllll

 

Best lines:

"BECAUSE TONY ROMO IS POOP"

"STEP ON A LEGO AND DIE KAEPERNICK!"

"So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you"

 

"he got dicked right up his dickhole" - tom brady on schaub

"he got dicked right up his dickhole?" - cam newton

"Gandhi said that, I believe" - Rg3

LMFAOOOOOOOO

 

The only thing missing was more Russell Wilson trolling.

 

I enjoyed the s*** they were giving Flacco and Ray Lewis' comments

Ray Lewis - Sup you thunderc**ts?

Drew Brees - Hey it's the hero of the game, Ray Lewis

Joe Flacco - HIM? HOW IS HE THE HERO?

Ray Lewis - Just remember, Flactard, this is my last chance at another Super Bowl title. Do NOT f*** this up for me or I will KILL you, understand?

Flacco - Don't sweat it, Ray. I understand that you'll be very upset with me if we lose next week

Lewis - YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING. I AM SAYING I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU, STASH MY BLOODY WHITE SUIT, LIE TO POLICE INVESTIGATORS, AND PAY A CIVIL SUIT TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN WHIL DENYING MY GUILT

Josh Freeman - That's a disturbingly familiar plan.

 

First one of these I didn't finish reading.

 

there were a few funny lines, but yeah tl;dr

 

http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-and-then-there-were-two/

 

Def not his best work, but still pretty funny.

 

I await what "Joe Flacco" will say in the latest edition.

 

http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-finally-elite/

 

Wonder what the draft edition will be like?

 

The Sam Bradford explanation for the blackout was....disturbing.

 

That was actually less disturbing than a lot of the stuff Sam Bradford says in those Facebook thingies.

 

Hilarious as always. They need to start doing these for the NBA.

Russell Wilson is always my favorite part