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Hide your kids and (especially) hide your wife

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Clutch, Oct 22, 2010.

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  1. Yonkers

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    Reading FFB's posts is like playing World of Warcraft. Most of the time it's mundane **** like fishing or picking flowers and then boom!! you're fighting an effing dragon.
    We're all waiting for that dragon, my friend. It will come.
     
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  2. rhadamanthus

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    I hate myself for laughing at this. ;)
     
  3. moestavern19

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    the artichoke hearts bit was exceptional.
     
  4. Rashmon

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    My ex ripped out my artichoke hearts in the divorce decree and donated them to the food bank.
     
  5. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    i thought artichoke was slang for a certain female body part...
     
  6. david_rocket

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    but she didnt gave you two cans of artichoke hearts.
     
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  8. Eps

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    where be the fat? tis 1:54 in the a.m.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    Holy sweet Jesus....

    First a football-only forum, now this. Looks like I missed a great weekend for CF.

    Clutch - Thank you. You are truly The Man.

    FFB - Please, for the love of all that is holy, go get drunk and start a war, lose your class ring, de-friend Batman Jones....SOMETHING. This place just hasn't been the same without you.

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    EDIT - artichoke hearts...holy ****, that's GOLD. You noobies have no idea what you've been missing. SCK doesn't hold a candle to the original. LOL.
     
  10. Lady_Di

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    How did you survive a 9 month ban?!? :eek: ;)
     
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