I'm not sure which is funnier, Clutch ungrounding FFB or the community college crack coming from someone that went to TT. Actually, the latter is much more hilarious.
He's friends with derek. you're all over his facebook. Same reason i get to see all your adorably clever zingers
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He was just being a jackass. The only important thing is he's back and it's a sat night. I've been drinking since 9 am in honor of him (it all started tailgating for the shorty isu Texas game aghhh)
If you don't start drinking in the morning, how can you drink all day? And moose, just wait, you'll see soon enough.
I came home early from a night of debauchery in anticipation of witnessing his glorious drunken return. Please dont let us down, make up a story if you have to.
Well, I was enjoying myself at home this Friday when I heard my doorbell ring. I recently moved into this townhome complex and haven't really met many of the neighbors, other than the occasional "hello" as you're walking in, etc. Anyhow, this blonde and her 3 friends were coming up the driveway and wanted to know if I was fine with them parking in front of my place. I obliged and they invited me to join them. Naturally, my first instinct was to serenade them with a couple of songs, as well as loan the owner my patio furniture, mainly because I rarely use it. They were there celebrating one of the girls birthdays, and the birthday girl mentioned the owner was a painter, so she brought out the canvas and started painting in the backyard. So we had a few bottles of wine, etc. Anyway, we wake up on Saturday, and I'm hungry, so the owner has a dog and suggests Baby Barnaby's. We head over there with her dog, have several mimosas and then head to the dog park. (BTW, Barnaby's is "bleh" for brunch.) Afterwards, we head back to her place, have some wine and watch "Hot Tub Time Machine." Afterwards, she say's she has a date with an ex, gives me two cans of artichoke hearts, and bids me adieu. I headed out to a couples shower for my friends engagement, and then we all headed to Sherlock's on West Gray. Nothing special, from what I recall. And now I'm driving up to Dallas. Will be back on Tuesday, I believe. Blargh.
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo that man. WOWIFFB is where on Washington is FFB. Cool story bro. Why did she give you two cans of artichoke hearts?
Damn thats a lame ass story... Dude just talking randomly about his life.. Is that what you guys like? My life beats up your life Fatty.
"Gives me two cans of artichoke hearts" is the new "sidelinining as a country singer." Example: "I took my wife out for a nice dinner...bought her some flowers..surprised her with jewelry...she gave me two cans of artichoke hearts. Ya feel me?" You sly devil, you.
Dude, you're lame. That was an awesome story. Anything Fatty does is awesome. Respect your elders or else bigtexxx will ban you.
