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heypartner goes down, but not out

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jun 11, 2000.

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  1. Will

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    Congratulations to heypartner and to heypartner's hay partner.
     
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    !rentrapyeH snoitalutargnoC

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  3. Achebe

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    Not many people know it, but partner has actually been saving himself this entire time. It seems he didn't want to merge w/ jodi.com until she cleaned out her portfolio. But all is well now.

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  4. ROCKETBOOSTER

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    Dont sell out on your bros, once you get married, like thecabbage.

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    Congrats HPee

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  6. Curly

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    Congratulations....here are some words of wisdom when planning a wedding.
    Remember these key phrases and you will live to tell about it:

    Yes
    Sure
    Sounds like a great idea!
    Which one do you prefer?
    I really like that!

    There you go...I don't care if she says that she thinks you should clean the wax out of her mom's ears, you will reply with one of those phrases.

    OH!!!! And something will go wrong with your plans....expect it, and accept it now. Trust me, I was engaged for 1 year, had the plans finalized 5 months before the date, and the day before the wedding, my groomsman got to town and we found out that the tux pants were the wrong style. (Slim cut for a bunch of line backers...I don't think so). To make matters worsed, mine wasn't even there. I laughed, had a couple of shots and waited as the taylor had the tux flown in overnight to San Antonio, where he drove from San Antonio to Corpus Christi and hand stiched it together on my hotel bed 2 hours before the wedding started!
    Good luck in your planning! "Yes dear"!

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  7. heypartner

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    Yes Curly. I thought "Shut up, and show up" was all I needed to do. That's not enough. I do need to answer questions. Thanks for those very wise answers. I am going to use them for sure.

    But, what do I say when I'm tugging at my cumbersomebund and she's peeling off her wedding dress and asks me; "So, can you tell that I lost weight?" I hate those no-win questions.
     
  8. Rocket River

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    MAn, I thought the HeyPartner was already hitched
    Congrats!!!

    Rocket River
    Good to have a partner down the River of Life

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    Congratulations Heypartner

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    I don't cry when my dog runs away
    I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
    I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
    hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
    f%ck&n fightin it's all the same
    live with louie dog's the only way to stay sane
    let the lovin'
    let the lovin' come back to me
     
  10. heypartner

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    so, did you really know that jodi.com was "cleaning" out her portfolio and taking it offline for awhile? wow.
     
  11. heypartner

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    thanks alot everyone. I posted this last June, and the mc mark thread brought it back.

    I'm actually considering a great bbq for all my friends plus cc.net on the Friday afternoon before the wedding Saturday, with frisbee golf, ultimate frisbee and an exhibition freestyle by aelliott and my friend Carla (Texas women's Champion) plus, of course, full court basketball and unlimited contract bridge. There will be no rehearsal dinner, so the night is young!!!!!!!!!
     
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    oh...i guess i didn't make this clear. we are talking about June or October.
     
  13. Achebe

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    If she takes her portfolio offline for a while, her ideas will be fresh during the merger. It's best though for you to diversify until then. Have you had an opportunity to look at other cooperatives? Don't be taken in a frenzy, practice the merger often w/ the cooperative of Virtual & Jameson.

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    Congrats HP!
     
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    Ohhhhhhh the damned if you do, damned of you don't questions are all overrated...the answers are very simple...you just answer "around" that sucker. "You look gorgeous, did I tell you how much I love you?" Or the "do I look fat (not phat) in this/these pants/dress" questions....simply reply "that/those dress/pants look greeeaaat, did I tell you how much I love you?"

    When any other question is asked, instead of a pissed off remark, make her sick with your undieing love type responses.

    When she says your name "HP?" you say "yes o' love o' my life"....it's sweet.

    When she says "I know you just came upstairs, but could you go back down and get me a glass of ice water?" You respond with: "Yes my Queen". This is a yes I will, but you can since the sarcasm, as being one of her slaves.

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  16. mc mark

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    And whatever you do (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT)

    If she initiates sex, do it! No matter if you don't feel like it, or how tired you are.

    Do it!!!

    Its one thing if she refuses your advances, but a whole can of worms if you do.

    Trust me on this one!




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  17. Vengeance

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    <H1>Congratulations heypartner and heypartneress</H1>

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