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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The_Yoyo, Jul 14, 2010.

  1. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    @>-----


    good golly miss molly i feel old

    make some space on that park bench for me Deckard
     
  2. Mae

    Mae Member

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    You may not be that old, but saying good golly miss molly added years...lol

    But for reals, answers to any questions you have can be directed to Juicystream. He may or may not get back to you.
     
  3. juicystream

    juicystream Member

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    23F GA and available for $10,000 a night. Any takers?

    Payments can be made to me via cash/money order/credit card.
     
  4. Pull_Up_3

    Pull_Up_3 Member

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    Paypal?
     
  5. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    Pics?
     
  6. juicystream

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    jamesatgsu@yahoo.com

    Requires $50 downpayment
     
  7. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    since when did juicystream become a pimp named slickback?
     
  8. juicystream

    juicystream Member

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    When I found out it was so more lucrative than being an accountant. :p
     
  9. Mae

    Mae Member

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    NSFW: Language

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  10. Lady_Di

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    so you broke up with your man, shadypink?

    women are so much better! ;)

    angkor_what, i just got married, sheesh. already wishing for a divorce for us. :(
     
  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    ^^^^ I got dibs!! j/k

    Marriage is hard work (so I'm told).
     
  12. Lynus302

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    Guess I gotta go read that damn SCK thread now, dammit....
     
  13. thegary

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    Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
    There never was a city kid truer and bluer
    There's more to me than you'll ever know
    And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
    Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
    Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
    Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
    And I'm always out looking for a female companion
    I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
    I took off her moccasins and put on my bib
    I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing
    I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling
    Your body's on time and your mind is appealing
    Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
    Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing
    Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing
    She's talking to the kid to the who
    I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did
    Hey Ladies, Get Funky

    Me in the corner with a good looking daughter
    I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter
    We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet
    In my apartment I begged her please stop it
    The gift of gab is the gift that I have
    And that girl ain't nothing but a crab
    Educated no stupid yes
    And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh
    I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
    I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large
    With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
    Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
    I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
    I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie
    Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around
    You be listening to my records' a number one sound
    Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
    I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
    Tune in turn on to my tune that's live
    Ladies flock like bees to a hive
    Hey Ladies, Get Funky

    She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
    She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
    Break up with your girl it ended in tears
    Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear
    I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking
    The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking
    She said come on over it was me that she missed
    I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
    Your old lady left you and you went girls[x3] insane
    You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
    Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
    Sucking down pints till I didn't know
    Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho
    Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
    With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
    Girls with curls and big long locks
    And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
    Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and
    She thinks she's the passionate one
     
  14. AroundTheWorld

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    Let's see, if 100 Clutchfans get together...that's 100 each. Might even beat BBQ or pickup basketball.
     
  15. Mae

    Mae Member

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    :eek:
     
  16. moestavern19

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    You're gonna have to open up a lot wider than that.
     
  17. Mae

    Mae Member

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  18. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    So does everyone else in this thread.
    ;)
    DD
     
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    I think we need a
    Sura Faints!
     
  20. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    I l have mixed feelings on this story being changed over time.

    It was at least 5 rows, AND you landed on me if memory serves. (I had just a few less drinks than you) :p

    Hey Isabel...


    whats up?


    lulz
     

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