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Hey Crisco!! Read Me!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rimbaud, Aug 4, 2000.

  1. R0ckets03

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    Fun Police will never consider merging with the Serious Police. Our agenda has been altered a little bit as u can see. We were willing to get along with the Serious Police but not anymore damnit! Smeg or no Smeg Fun Police will still be FUN! Soon enough Fun Police will be the predominant force on this site.

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    1. Insulting fellow posters without my permission is not FUN!
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    4. Annoying Mango can be really FUN!
    5. Conduct yourself in a FUN way!

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  2. haven

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    God strike me down for sacrilege, but I think that the Serious Police are more amusing the the Fun Police.

    I think we need a mafia to make the board more interesting.

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  3. ROCKETBOOSTER

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  4. SirCharlesFan

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    Will this event be available on PPV?


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  5. SmeggySmeg

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    Sorry Rocket03,

    but everyone knows i am the unoffical fun police, the leader of the oposition to the Serious (mango), spellling and dream police, however cause i am the master of NOT being serious i couldn't give a flying canoe if you want to call yourself the fun police, go ahead continue to annoy the larged stoned fruit one.

    Good work rimmy and cisco with this misplace and fun thread, mango must be sitting in the corner crying his little anal retentive eyes out over this thread.

    Bye now, time to go and drink a s*** load of piss and get off my nut and act like a clown in public, catcha round with a Coopers in your hand.

    Smeggy

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  6. BobFinn*

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    SCF, I am negotiating with PPV as we speak. As it stands, PPV will cost $2. Tickets to the event will start at $5 reserved $3 general admission. I have an old shed I used to store lawn care stuff in, I will paint it and that will be the Luxury box. It will fit 5 people comfortably. Luxury box will cost $10 (got to cover the cost of paint and shipping [​IMG])

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  7. Rocketsauce

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    All of you need to get a life. [​IMG] There is no way in hell you could get this on pay-paer-view. It would take months and the red tape alone would bury you.

    Now if anyone wanted to web-cast this thing, we'd really have something. I'll donate the equipment if someone donates the server space. DaDakota can make a computer game out of it. Mango can officiate. Popeye can sit next to me and give me the inside scoop. DocRocket can sit on my other side and correct Popeye. HeyPartner can poke the fans with his pitchfork.

    Now I don't have defined roles for anyone else, so please chime in with what you can offer to this event. [​IMG]

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  8. BobFinn*

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    We need to get a life???
    You want to sit IN BETWEEN [​IMG]Popeye and Doc???
    I would say your the one lacking in a life [​IMG]

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  9. Rocketsauce

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    Finn, forgot my smilies. I wouldn't actually be sitting. I would be in the parking lot hawking black-market T's. You can help me if you want. Or you can man the pony-keg backpack thingie.

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  10. R0ckets03

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    Nike as if the rim or backboard needed rigging for them to miss. I predict a score of 0-0. Both will be tired of bricking after 10 hard minutes, call a truce, then kiss and make up.

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    Fun Police Says:

    1. Insulting fellow posters without my permission is not FUN!
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    4. Annoying Mango can be really FUN!
    5. Conduct yourself in a FUN way!

    The Fun Police are Watching.
    Eat MANGOES & Have FUN or be Assimilated.
     
  11. RocketsPimp

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    Crisco gets 2-1 because of "post numbers", but Rimmy gets 5-3 because of quality.

    [​IMG]

    Place your bets!

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  12. T_Man

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    Hey I'll bring the Oxygen for both of them...


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  13. R0ckets03

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    I'll bring the wheel chairs

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    4. Annoying Mango can be really FUN!
    5. Conduct yourself in a FUN way!

    The Fun Police are Watching.
    Eat MANGOES & Have FUN or be Assimilated.
     
  14. Mango

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    aelliott handles details on contracts.

    Mango

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  15. BobFinn*

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    How bout if I be the Larry Merchant/Ahmad Rashad of this long awaited bout...errr....game [​IMG]

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  16. rimbaud

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    Rocketsauce,

    Very funny!

    Who would have thought this would garnished so much interest?

    Webcast would be great.

    It would need to have great audio - to hear all of Crisco's whining.
    I also predict that he will be falling down a lot.

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  17. heypartner

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    1. Jeff can sell buttons
    2. Ace can report on it
    3. Will can bite his tongue
    4. DoD gets a couch and a laptop to give the chat cracks
    5. I'll poke him first
    6. Francis3 can man the spit buckets (i don't know why that made me laugh)
    7. mymomma34rocksinherseat can start a "What can we get for Criso" thread during intermission
    8. Rocketpimp will be taking bets
    9. Rocket03 ... well, Rocket03 will be laughing the hardest at whole event

    10. P1S2 can try again to organize a cc.net game afterwards...oh, then i think we repeat ourselves

    11. mymomma34rocksinherseat starts a "What if?" thread...
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  18. NIKEstrad

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    I'll be the person who rigs the rim and backboard assuring neither make a shot the whole game.

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  19. heypartner

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    oh...and whoever brings in the couch for DoD, make sure to leave Cheetos under the seat cushions!!!!

    hmmmmmm...munch, munch.
     
  20. HOOP-T

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    I am still going to referee....free of charge. Man, what an abdominal workout I'll get.



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