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He's CURED! Haggard is now completely hetero!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by SamFisher, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Member
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    No, just you. :p
     
  2. weslinder

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    Nope, I thought the same thing. I never recognized Ted Haggard's name unless it was preceded by Colorado Preacher.
     
  3. Austin70

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    I had the same thought ............"When coke was still cola and joint was a bad place to be."
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    He's not saying he was "cured" of homosexuality, but that he was never homosexual to begin with and engaged in homosexual behavior in reaction to some other issue. I don't see how that is beyond credibility.
     
  5. SamFisher

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    I agree. Whenever i get stressed at work, I go on a meth & gay hooker binge.

    That don't make me no kind of fairy or nothing.
     
  6. gifford1967

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    Maybe they were thinking of prison criteria-

    Pitcher = not gay.

    Catcher = gay.
     
  7. professorjay

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    In case you're wondering, this is where he went to 'cure' himself:

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    (One of my favorite shows btw)
     
  8. losttexan

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    uhhh...OK?

    wait I think I got it. He had "issues" so as a reaction to these issues he had he did meth and had homosexual relations with a male prostitute, repeatedly.

    You have a hard day of saving souls at the office need to find a way to unwind so you go and get some meth and hire a homosexual boy toy. Totally get it now, I mean hey, he can't get these things at home.

    Makes perfect since, yea! he is soooo not gay!
     
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Jerry: You think you can get him to just change teams? He's not going to suddenly switch sides. Forget about it.

    Elaine: Why? Is it irrevocable?

    Jerry: Because when you join that team it's not a whim. He likes his team. He's set with that team.

    Elaine: We've got a good team.

    Jerry: Yeah, we do. We do have a good team.

    Elaine: Why can't he play for us?

    Jerry: They're only comfortable with *their* equipment.
     
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    Mama tried to raise him better... he just couldn't keep his hands off the boys.
     
  11. JuanValdez

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    Seriously? In general, do you think everyone who engages in homosexual behavior is, in fact, a homosexual? I suppose it could simply be a philosophical disagreement here.
     
  12. jo mama

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    HEY MACK - DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT!!!

    the hagg's manliness is nothing to be taken lightly.

    i wonder how long till this pastor hypocrite comes out and starts blaming the dude he had sex with for tempting him to do those things?
     
  13. hotballa

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    hmm that's a good question.
     
  14. KingCheetah

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    The other issue being his raging gheyness.
     
  15. mc mark

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    Seriously

    gaydar off the meter
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    He must've asked himself what Tom Cruise would do.
     
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    MIKE JOOOONESSS
     
  18. Sishir Chang

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    I think someone engages repeatedly in homosexual behavior to the point that he has to lead a secret life to do it is homosexual. If it is a voluntary choice on a whim why would you go through so much trouble?
     
  19. MadMax

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    because it's impulsive..because it's dangerous. he may have a sexual addiction, born out of the fact that he's made sexuality such a forbidden fruit in his own mind. so he is keeps it all secret...and he doesn't just mix in sex but throws in drugs as well. what's attractive to him is danger...the thrill of it. consider who he is and his background and you could see why that might be.

    look, i have no idea if the guy is a homosexual. i have no idea if that his default setting. but i think this is taking the choice/genetic argument too far to suggest that the guy has to be a homosexual because he had these drug-laced encounters with a guy.
     
  20. jo mama

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    he may not be gay, but he is a total hypocrite w/ zero credibility.
     

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