gotta see some pics for those of us who have never watched any of these shows. correction, I watched like two episodes of the original one.
I stopped watching after the Las Vegas one. There is nothing "real" about that show anymore. "This is the true story of 7 slackers, picked to live in a luxurious hotel for free, find out what happens, when people stop using commen sense, and start getting slutty...the real world"
The next Real World should be here: Real World 15: Clutchcity.net BBS Starring: Manny Ramirez Imadrummer_2K Codell Behad Mulder MrsJB and Vida Guerra Here is a sample script: BEHAD: I’m grilling some lamb chops tonight. Who wants some?? MRSJB: None for me thanks. BEHAD: All right, MrsJB, if you don't want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make. Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs. MRSJB: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! BEHAD: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. MrsJB, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? MRSJB: No. BEHAD: Ham? MRSJB: No. BEHAD: Pork chops? MRSJB: Behad! Those all come from the same animal! BEHAD: [Chuckles] Yeah, right MrsJB. A wonderful, magical animal. MANNY: Not all people like the same things you do Behad. For example, I don’t like salad. BEHAD: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Manny. You don't win friends with salad. SMEG: Who is going to clean up after the BBQ?? IMADRUMMER: Well it definitely shouldn’t be me. I worked all day. MRSJB: Tough day at work IMA?? IMADRUMMER: Yeah. I hate that place. I, I don't care if they, if they lay me off either, because I, I told Bill that if he moves my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting. I'm going to quit. And I told Dom too because they've moved my desk four times. I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels and they were merry. But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline. (he's holding his red Swingline) (Camera pans to Peter) They have my staples for the Boston and I kept the staples from the Swingline stapler. MULDER: I think Vida Guerra should do the dishes. And maybe afterwards……… (sexual innuendo) BEHAD: All right, Mulder! Ooh! Ooh! Right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude. MULDER: Why's that, Behad? BEHAD: Are you kidding me? She gets around, all right? MULDER: She does, does she? BEHAD: Oh yeah. Like a record. MULDER: With who? SMEG: Well, let's see. Manny slept with her. Ah, let me see who else... CODELL: Manny?! CODELL (to Vida): . . . YOU went out with . . . MANNY? VIDA: Just a few times. CODELL: Why? VIDA: I liked him. CODELL: You liked, MANNY? VIDA: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? CODELL: No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. I mean why did you stop seeing him. VIDA: He ended it. CODELL: . . . HE ended it? VIDA: YES!! Yes! It was a couple of weeks ago. Why does it matter? CODELL: No, no of course not. CODELL (to Behad): MANNY! She went out with MANNY! BEHAD: It must be a mistake. CODELL: No. It isn't and the most distressing part of it is, not that she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. Do you understand? He, Manny. Manny stopped seeing her. Manny never stopped seeing anybody. Manny will see whoever is willing to see him. Not so much why she did see him as disturbing as that is. But why, did HE, Manny, stop seeing her? BEHAD: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. CODELL: No. There’s less.
I could have done without the yacking in the bed...That must suck if the camera crew is just there watching and filming her throwing up all over herself...Dirty bastards... I would have hit that red head chick, but hell, its the first night and I guess someone had to refrain... Those chicks are hot and I'd hit everyone of them...
Rotflmao.... But.... Why am I homer Simpson, and you are sleeping with Vida. Manny as Newman? I don't see it...How about DaDakota as Newman?
Behad, Oh please. You are the closest thing to Homer Simpson on this BBS. You like to eat BBQ. You like beer. You are losing your hair. You even sit at a large control console in a hazardous work environment. Im not sleeping with Vida. Mulder is. Hes the one that found her right?? I made Manny into Newman because I felt like picking on him. But DaDakota would have been better. I agree.
Great stuff, codell. Although I always pictured myself more as Puddy...minus the fur coat. Yeahthat'sright. As far as hot Real World chicks go, no one mentioned Kit?!? I'd like to have some of her cold pizza...
And your point is? I don't see the similarities. Homer as a boy and 2 girls, I have 2 boys and a girl. Homer works in a nuclear plant, I work in a refinery. Homer is overweight, I am slightly overweight. Homer is bald, I am balding. Other than the meat and beer thing, I just don't see it.
After seeing Lori's layout in Stuff and the Real World playboy issue, I still have to give the nod to Lori as the hottest RW'er ever!
Hot bod but her personality ruined it for me. I'm old enough now where personality does play a big part. Sad, I know.
Maybe.... Look at this picture...is this me or Homer? Hmmm, I'm beginning to see what you are talking about now....
I have clue why that pic doesn't load. Try this: http://www.madcool.com/cgi-bin/if/i...Simpson&image=chrr-homer-sleep.jpg&img=16&tt=
I stumbled across her web site and read through her journal of every episode of RW: New York. She's very girly-girly, which is a turn off to me. But I'm talking about straight up looks alone. Lori is it! When I lived in Austin, I always wanted to go up to KVET's station building and slap the shizznit out of Kevin for passing on Lori! Ya gotta at least tap that once, right?
Lori was in Playboy? I thought it was Beth from LA and that one chick from Miami? Stuff link, please.
beth from LA? Anyway, I missed it last night. I wished MTV would show a replay/rerun of it the following days til next august.
About Lori from Back to NY, Kevin Dunn told a friend who told a friend who reported it on Hornfans.com that she is nearly bald and sprays/paints her scalp black. No joke.
