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Help [Relationship issue]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Jun 29, 2010.

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  1. DonkeyMagic

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    i thought it was their wrists :confused:
     
  2. Harrisment

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    OP is trying too hard with this thread.
     
  3. Invisible Fan

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    Yeah, that general area.
     
  4. FranchiseBlade

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    change your p*rn watching habits. Start watching some with more stick figured actresses. See that bigger isn't always better.

    Seriously though, almost every size boobs will have something good about them to love and enjoy. The most important thing is that she loves you loving them. If she's excited by what you do then it's far better. That's why the whole sex thing takes two people.
     
  5. Outlier

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    I'd like to thank everyone for the excellent advice.. but after last night (it was our first time having sex).. I have changed my mind and I actually don't mind anymore about her body.. Its okay..

    But now I have another issue.. and its not her anymore.. its me.

    See this girl is about the same height as me.. and girls usually go for guys who are taller right? Now I know why..

    When we were in bed.. i couldn't put "it" in her.. i don't know if this is because my "it" is too small or if I couldn't get a real hard on.. or maybe it is both? But damn.. I feel crappy right now.. more advice please.. I feel like i'm not man enough for her.. (i explained her this) I hope our next time together in bed isn't like this.. but man.. i feel like CRAP
     
  6. moestavern19

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    Who are you? Bob Dole?

    Hit that **** son, what do you do? 3 pull-ups a day? I wash my 9 inch penis in the sink after an exhausting weekday afternoon white-girl ****-athon.

    Thats just the lusual for me tho.
     
  7. Franchise3

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    Dude...was it your first time having sex with her...or first time ever?
     
  8. Eps

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    had to do it. :cool:
    its now the lusual. :p
     
  9. Precision340

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    dood, was this your first time? don't think too much about it... just enjoy her company... if she's down you guys should do some foreplay.. fellatio first perhaps, to get things warmed up ;)
    stick with it and you'll be banging like a pro in no time... practice makes perfect
     
  10. DonkeyMagic

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    personally...i would go straight for the vag
     
  11. Francis3422

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    Legendary Moes post as the Space City Kid goes across into other threads like herpes.
     
  12. ElPigto

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    Paging Space City Kid. This guy needs your help brother.
     
  13. Dave_78

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    One-upper thread = Fail.
     
  14. Mr. Clutch

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    Come on dude, just get in there.
     
  15. Al Calavicci

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    Mad props for having sex with her for the first time a day after saying you didn't like her body and wanted to dump her for a girl with bigger t***. Respect.

    But really, my advice to you is to get a sex pillow. If you can't dangle the right angle it helps.

    Also, take your time. You sound like a novice at sex, so instead of just trying to jam it in there, take a look around. See what goes where and how it goes in. And if that really doesn't work, then have her freaking do it. She should know better than you.

    Most importantly, do NOT be self-conscious. It's supposed to be fun.
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    There's more than one way to please a woman. This is one area where the net is helpful.
     
  17. SpaceCityKid

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    Alright re-read if necessary.

    Look if you can keep this going then you will practice sex the more times you donit the more you become loose with yourself you know wht feels better and so on. You should start out with giving her a massage be slow and don't be scared to corress and cherish every moment of it even if it's obvious you probably popped a boner just massaging her well actually you can get hard apparently haha she must be ugly? Post pics!!!!!
    But anyways after a good massage, makeout and while you make out tease her, by tease I mean rub her inner thigh area slowly you have to be soft with a woman, just try to go by her body language get closer to her Vagina and rub around after you take off her pants dont just go straight into the V with your dick or finger play with her again tease tease the **** out of her until she's thrusting asking for it. You should go down on her eat her p***y even if you don't know how to do it just likck around find the **** if you finger her while licking her you will feel her contract thus letting you know here she likes to be licked hopefully she will return the favor then after you think she is satisfied go into her don't start humping away take it slow grasshopper if you can keep this girl as your practice girl you can later dump her and have good sex with hotter girls cuz they demand it. Hopefully some of this helps.
     
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    You wrote that like it was turning you on you couldn't stop typing not even pausing for commas or periods oh man you are a dog.
     
  19. amaru

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    :mad: :mad: After what you did to us this season you have some nerve to show back up :mad: :mad:




    lol no but seriously....if your having feelings like that its probably better for her if you let her go about her business. Don't be an a-hole
     
  20. amaru

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    Don't worry about the height thing too much. If she got into bed w/ you it doesn't bother her that much.

    I'm 5'7" and my girl is 5'8" :grin:

    Women like confidence....just go in there with the mentality of "I'm the f****n man" (don't say that outloud, but think it) and you will be alright.

    There are some other things you can do that I'm not gonna post on the board but I can email some ideas to you.
     

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