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[Help] My Right Boot is too small

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El_Conquistador, Apr 3, 2009.

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  1. stipendlax

    stipendlax Member

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    Hey Jorge, with as many times as you've put your foot in your mouth... oh wait, nevermind.
     
    #41 stipendlax, Apr 3, 2009
  2. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Take them to Whole Earth Provisions; they've got nubile maidens worthy of your courtship. These debutantes can mold your footwear to your liking, and perhaps even mold your heart into the shape of your choosing. I'm thinking the semblance of a Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity breakfast, with extra toot.
     
    #42 Jugdish, Apr 3, 2009
  3. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

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    Here's your problem:

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    #43 Rashmon, Apr 3, 2009
  4. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    The old jorge would not suffer a small boot, he would discard and buy a new pair. The new recessionary jorge?

    DOWNSIZED
     
    #44 SamFisher, Apr 3, 2009
  5. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    Finding the RIGHT too snug .. . . and the LEFT to be just right . . . . .

    Trade_Jorge. . . . the newest LibPig

    Rocket River
     
    #45 Rocket River, Apr 3, 2009
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  6. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    This thread is like a big coming together of all races, creeds, and political stances. A place where mortal enemies recognize each others' similarities and bond as one. A place where we can all join hands, sing kumbaya, break bread, share stories, and then go home and curse our wives, kick our dogs, and slap our well compensated mistresses. Oh, let us rejoice in this momentous hour!



    BURP
     
    #46 El_Conquistador, Apr 3, 2009
  7. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Teach me.
     
    #47 Jugdish, Apr 3, 2009
  8. CrazyJoeDavola

    CrazyJoeDavola Member

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    Maybe you have elephantitis of the foot:

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    #48 CrazyJoeDavola, Apr 3, 2009
  9. RedRowdy111

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    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/biggest%20foot" target="_blank"><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c211/morganplus6/IMG_1279.jpg" border="0" alt="biggest foot Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
     
    #49 RedRowdy111, Apr 3, 2009
  10. mc mark

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    mc mark likes this
     
    #50 mc mark, Apr 3, 2009
  11. IROC it

    IROC it Member

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    It's code for, "I twisted my right ankle while trying to jog, and the boot won't fit while it's wrapped in an ace bandage."
     
    #51 IROC it, Apr 4, 2009
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