I'll make this brief and to the point. The_Conquistador is a man of fine tastes in exotic skins. I purchased a new pair of boots several months ago. The boots are very expensive, and help perfect my rugged yet sophisticated look. The salesman told me that that although the boots fit snug, particularly on the right boot, that they would 'break themelves in' over time as I wore them. Well, that has not occurred. The right boot is still very snug, and I believe it has become more snug after I have ramped up my road work for my physical training program (details can not be disclosed). When I wear this pair, I develop a callus on my foot, which is hideous and completely incompatible with my image. So here is my question: Is there a way to increase the width on a boot? Although my vast wealth would enable me to purchase a new pair with only a de minimis impact on my treasure, I would prefer not to do that, as I like this particular pair a lot. Any help would be appreciated. GOOD DAY
Since it's a given that the smaller your p*nis the bigger your truck and bigger your boots, I suggest looking within yourself and finding out the root causes of your constant need for overcompensation. Most cases stem from short stature, sexual inadequacy and unresolved childhood issues.
I don't know what material they're made of, but if they are leather or something similar, I'm sure they could be widened. I worked at a skating rink for extended period of time and widened/lengthened many pairs of leather skates. I can't imagine regular boots to be much different.
If they are leather you just need a shoe stretch and make small adjustments until it is perfect. This is actually the way to get a perfect fit. www.heelingtouch.com/shop/index.php?shop=1&cart=4537&cat=5& If they are lizard or something that will crack instead of stretch I would take them to a pro.
Wow, the internet has people coming out of the wood works, and apparently with boot problems. Wow. I never imagined life like this as a kid. What a twist of fate. Good luck to you sir, and to the journey ahead of you, in the never ending quest to.....find a good right boot. My aunt was in a motorcylce accident years ago, and she now only has one leg. I will see what she does with her right boots to support your noble cause.
Amputate your little toe. It serves no purpose in ambulation and will give more room. Or get one of these:
TJ, why don't just give them to charity and buy yourself a new pair. You can take a tax deduction for them. You can take them to a shoe hospital and they can stretch them out for you.
I can't help you with your boot, Trader_J, but that was the funniest thing I've read in quite a while!
that will not work with a boot. It is for a shoe. And he may need more height or width instead of length.
You should get about 20 negative rep points for this abortion of a thread. I recommend you take a self-imposed month off from posting. Or request rookie status from Clutch.
Barakka Dukkaka is threatening to take away my deduction for charitable giving: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aAKl4RpzgwpY&refer=home Senate Rejects Obama Plan to Cut Tax Breaks on Charitable Gifts By Brian Faler April 2 (Bloomberg) -- The U.S. Senate rejected a proposal by President Barack Obama to finance an overhaul of the nation’s health-care system by limiting the ability of the well-to-do to take tax deductions for charitable contributions. The chamber unanimously approved an amendment to a pending budget plan that rejects the proposal to limit the size of itemized deductions that can be taken by those earning more than $250,000. Obama proposed using the estimated $318 billion such a change would generate to help finance a health-care overhaul, which he says will cost at least $630 billion. Lawmakers said they feared the effect of such a tax change on charities. “The Senate sent a clear message to the president,” said Senator Bob Bennett, a Utah Republican who sponsored the amendment. “Charities benefit greatly from the donations made by individuals in this income bracket, and raising taxes on these contributions would be a disservice to Americans and the millions of charities across the country.”
So... you're doing "road work" in expensive boots? Son, you've got more problems than just a little callus.
