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HELP! I scratched my dad's car!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    this never happened.
     
  2. Yung-T

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    713 is a virgin girl that asked for advice here for the date with that dude. She's shy and wanted to know how to make it semi-obvious she's up for sexy time.
     
  3. mvpcrossxover

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    i thought 713 is a dude.....:eek: or am i falling for the trolling from you guys :confused:
     
  4. Relentless

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    713 wears heels, has bangs, and thinks TJ Yates should start over Schaub. Of course it's a chick.
     
  5. plcmts17

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    But how many girls actively follow soccer?
     
  6. davidio840

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    Take a few pieces of bologna and put it over the scratches for a few days. That should take care of it.
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    I'll tell you what. We'll tell your dad you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone!

    We report it as stolen to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, your dad's insurance company buys him....a NEW CAR!

    Will it work? Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth!

    There you go now, just leave everything to me....

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  8. heypartner

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    Good plan ima_drummer2k.

    713, trust us ... It'll work dude.

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  9. HombreDeHierro

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    Who brings steel wool anywhere near a clear coat?

    ****in idiot
     
  10. jank1434

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    Just get a rag on wipe it off... oh gum, I thought you said, nevermind.
     
  11. davidio840

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    This person does

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  12. LonghornFan

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    Link? I've been traveling a lot and missed all the good ****.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    They have ClutchFans in other cities and even on the roads, too, LonghornFan, geeeezzzzzz... :rolleyes: ugh.
     
  14. Harrisment

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    Some of the more athletic chicks do- at least the ones I do. That's one of the more popular sports among teenage girls (IMO).
     
  16. HombreDeHierro

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    how does such a little twerp end up with such an awesome moniker


    "713" maybe one day you will live up to your name
     
  17. apollo33

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    This whole ****ing thread

    what in the **** mind=blown 1000x
     
  18. Kate81

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  19. heypartner

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    OP made up the story to see if he could duplicate an Epic thread from another forum. The opening post is basically copied from another board. Nothing to see here.

    He keeps doing this. He is in high school and likes to see his threads go epic, but they are made up from true, Epic Golden status threads on other boards. The High Heels thread was another example.
     
  20. mvpcrossxover

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    du ma! i remember the high heels thread. i forgot he created that thread. i read it and i was like............WTF.........."i'm leaving this thread".
     

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