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HELP! I scratched my dad's car!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Sep 26, 2012.

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  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    this never happened.
     
    #101 macalu, Sep 26, 2012
  2. Yung-T

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    713 is a virgin girl that asked for advice here for the date with that dude. She's shy and wanted to know how to make it semi-obvious she's up for sexy time.
     
    #102 Yung-T, Sep 27, 2012
  3. mvpcrossxover

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    i thought 713 is a dude.....:eek: or am i falling for the trolling from you guys :confused:
     
    #103 mvpcrossxover, Sep 27, 2012
  4. Relentless

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    713 wears heels, has bangs, and thinks TJ Yates should start over Schaub. Of course it's a chick.
     
    #104 Relentless, Sep 27, 2012
  5. plcmts17

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    But how many girls actively follow soccer?
     
    #105 plcmts17, Sep 27, 2012
  6. davidio840

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    Take a few pieces of bologna and put it over the scratches for a few days. That should take care of it.
     
    #106 davidio840, Sep 27, 2012
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    I'll tell you what. We'll tell your dad you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone!

    We report it as stolen to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, your dad's insurance company buys him....a NEW CAR!

    Will it work? Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth!

    There you go now, just leave everything to me....

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    #107 ima_drummer2k, Sep 27, 2012
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  8. heypartner

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    Good plan ima_drummer2k.

    713, trust us ... It'll work dude.

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    #108 heypartner, Sep 27, 2012
  9. HombreDeHierro

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    Who brings steel wool anywhere near a clear coat?

    ****in idiot
     
    #109 HombreDeHierro, Sep 27, 2012
  10. jank1434

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    Just get a rag on wipe it off... oh gum, I thought you said, nevermind.
     
    #110 jank1434, Sep 27, 2012
  11. davidio840

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    This person does

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    #111 davidio840, Sep 27, 2012
  12. LonghornFan

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    Link? I've been traveling a lot and missed all the good ****.
     
    #112 LonghornFan, Sep 27, 2012
  13. SwoLy-D

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    They have ClutchFans in other cities and even on the roads, too, LonghornFan, geeeezzzzzz... :rolleyes: ugh.
     
    #113 SwoLy-D, Sep 27, 2012
  14. Harrisment

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    #114 Harrisment, Sep 27, 2012
  15. da_juice

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    Some of the more athletic chicks do- at least the ones I do. That's one of the more popular sports among teenage girls (IMO).
     
    #115 da_juice, Sep 27, 2012
  16. HombreDeHierro

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    how does such a little twerp end up with such an awesome moniker


    "713" maybe one day you will live up to your name
     
    #116 HombreDeHierro, Sep 27, 2012
  17. apollo33

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    This whole ****ing thread

    what in the **** mind=blown 1000x
     
    #117 apollo33, Sep 27, 2012
  18. Kate81

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    Recap?
     
    #118 Kate81, Sep 27, 2012
  19. heypartner

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    OP made up the story to see if he could duplicate an Epic thread from another forum. The opening post is basically copied from another board. Nothing to see here.

    He keeps doing this. He is in high school and likes to see his threads go epic, but they are made up from true, Epic Golden status threads on other boards. The High Heels thread was another example.
     
    #119 heypartner, Sep 27, 2012
  20. mvpcrossxover

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    du ma! i remember the high heels thread. i forgot he created that thread. i read it and i was like............WTF.........."i'm leaving this thread".
     
    #120 mvpcrossxover, Sep 27, 2012
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