Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

I wasnt saying it was okay to manually abort the baby or even abort a baby at all. I shouldve specified more of what I meant. Joke fail by me.

 

okay that made me laugh

 

Not abortion.

 

It's quite simple really: If you don't want to get the girl pregnant, then you've got to wear a condom. That's it!

 

Noob.

Morning after pill ftw.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKTqHsMqkb0

 

ovulating
can I have a baby too?

 

Actually, the only way to ensure that you don't get someone pregnant, when both participants are physically able to procreate, is to not have intercourse at all.

 

And there is a healthy way for the women to avoid breast cancer.



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True and the only way to ensure that you don't ever get skin cancer is to never go out in the sun.

 

3? Did you not learn anything from the first 2 times?


Screw around all you want, it's great fun. But, if you make a baby and you aren't a 100% committed father, sacrificing whatever it takes to support the child the best you possibly can, then you are a dick.

 

Not true. You can get skin cancer without being exposed to sunlight.

 

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That is worse, not getting any sunlight at all.

 

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According to the Bible you can get pregnant without having sex.

 

i guess you don't care if you get STDs...obviously friends are more important to you than your health.

i have NO sympathy for people who cry about getting a STD or a baby...there is birth control out there! USE IT! UGH.

 

This.

There are plenty of birth control systems and options, why not use them?!!!

Can't believe I missed this thread, its op was as comedic as you coulld get. Win, Win, Win! :grin:

 

I'm disappointed I missed it, too, until today. A good pick me up as tired as I am after ACL.