Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

Troll, going for the coveted 'SCK Dumb And Horny Award' for the highest page count in a ridiculous kid thread.

 

I would rep you playa, but R2lame took away my rep abilities.

 

Clearly, s**t talking a moderator instead of emailing him is the best way to get privileges back.

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Yes you can especially if you are young.

 

Yes you are but you are not alone in this regard.

You've cited your friends not getting pregnant from having unprotected sex but obviously you are worried otherwise you wouldn't have started this thread. I suspect a lot of your friends have probably have had the same worries just didn't talk about it. Also if it makes you feel better many people have had the same worries that you have even if your friends don't admit to it.

To set your mind at ease the chances of getting pregnant in any one instance of unprotected sex are low. Statistically only 25% of fertilized eggs are able to implant in the womb even without using contraceptives and couples that are trying to have kids usually have to try many times along with doing things like tracking hormonal cycles.

Of course the chance of getting pregnant from any single instance of unprotected sex isn't 0%!

If you want to be at ease wrap it. Not only is that going to put you at ease in regard to possible pregnancy but something you should keep in mind too, sexually transmitted disease. An unplanned pregnancy will cramp your life but not as much as getting syphilis or AIDS.

 

thank god i dont precum at all
and if i do, its really rare that i do, and its just like a drop, seriously though, i do thank god for that.

 

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Only read page 1 and I can't read no more. I can't believe all you CFs teasing this poor kid like this.

Look kid, I was in the same boat as you when I was young too. I came close to knocking a girl up at least 3 times. I know exactly what you are going through right now. From how you described it, the chance of her getting pregnant is very slim. Just get her a pregnancy test to make sure.

 

yeah i was calling him stupid :grin:

Do you have a camera inside her vagina?

 

Professional Medical Advice here:

'Pre-c*m' does not contain sperm. This means that unless you have recently ejaculated and not urinated, there will be no possibility of pregnancy without ejaculation.

A woman can only get pregnant when she is releasing an egg, and this occurs typically in between periods. Therefore, if she had just finished her period it is unlikely that she is pregnant.

Finally, always use a condom.

 

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there is always Plan C:

 

^^^^^I know a lady that died from that because the dumbass used a rusty hanger and got tetanus. She was so pretty too... idiot

So we skip plan A(condoms or birth control) and Plan B (the day after pill) and go strait to clutchfans. If you have to use plan C as above, make sure the hanger isn't rusty

 

not my god. abort away!

 

That's the other "elephant in the room." He could get or give herpes simplex, which is currently incurable, and both actors in this "drama" might not know they have it. Not to mention the other things that can be transmitted, with HIV being the worst.

 

he's an idiot because he used a rusty hanger?

How about they are idiots for actually using a hanger to abort a fetus, not the fact that the hanger was rusty.

McGrady, go to a clinic if you must. Don't do anything stupid like use a hanger.

I can't believe that has to be specified.

 

Well, HIV isn't that bad.. At least its not cancer...

 

Since it happened before without a baby, you may be sterile. The best way to find out is to continue having unprotected sex.

 

I'm glad this isn't the 70s in the US anymore.