Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

She's gonna keep it?!?

 

What a bunch of crap!! We'll you can love her to the fullest for 8 months now. Sorry but people act like having kids is no big deal. For you, the kid and her benefit I hope she's not preggers.
If you excuse your actions with "Just being human" you certainly shouldn't be reproducing.

 

Or at least shouldn't be afraid of having kids. That's just being human too.

 

I know your situation and understand it first hand. Just take this as a real lesson and do be a repeat offender. Best of luck bro!

 

Well you are obviously not helping your case here buddy.

 

With all due respect to the guy, and without kidding, what you responded to was nonsensical. You can "leak." You don't have to have "an ejaculation" to get a girl pregnant. "Pulling out" has never been a reliable form of birth control. Google it if you don't believe me. After you have this "crisis" figured out and she ends up not being pregnant, and there is a good chance she won't be, start wrapping that thing up or get her on the Pill. Like yesterday.

 

Over 50% of pregnancies in the Philippines are unplanned...you are only following tradition, don't be mad, be a dad.

 

^lol!

 

bro you need to learn the fine art of skeet skeet skeet.

Yours Sincerely,

 

you eloquence of your first post is just missed by some posters here.

 

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not merely stupid, but immature too

I'm sorry, but why freaking take the chance if you aren't ready to be parents. Birth control is cheap and a lot better than just "risking it" without a condom.

Grow a set and take responsibility for your actions.

Hell, not only do they wrap it, but I use the pill at the same time.

Unless you want to start your family now find a way to make it feel "so damn good" and be protect this girl you "love" from having an unplanned pregnancy.

I have no patience for people who ask for their problems when they are completely preventable.

 

You sure it wasn't your smegma breaking into pieces? haha

smegma - Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis

 

Honestly it's 50-50 at this point.

 

How old are you anyway?

I think everyone has "forgotten" to use a condom at least once...if it's the first time it's more understandable, but more than once is stupid, especially if you're pretty much doing it on purpose because it feels better and don't want kids yet.

Even worse, it seems as if you still have some questions about her. Worst case scenario is she gets pregnant and then you decide she's not the "one"...doesn't sound very good for ya, so wrap it up every time.

 

I looked up a previous thread where he said he was 22.

 

I think he said earlier, this is the second time, that the same thing happened.

 

Damn I thought this was going to be about trying to get your girlfriend pregnant. I should have known...